The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change - Tom Waits

The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change - Tom Waits (汤姆·威兹)
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The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
My necktie is asleep
我的领带也已沉沉睡去
And the combo went back to New York
乐队已返回纽约
The jukebox has to take a leak
唱机也急着去小解
And the carpet needs a haircut
地毯也该修剪一番
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
聚光灯下仿佛一场越狱
'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
因为电话已无烟可抽
And the balcony's on the make
连阳台都在暗送秋波
And the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉了
The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
And the menus are all freezing
菜单全都冻住了
And the light man's blind in one eye
灯光师一只眼睛瞎了
And he can't see out of the other
另一只也看不清东西
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
钢琴调音师戴着助听器
And he showed up with his mother
他还带着母亲一起来了
And the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉了
The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
'Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler
皆因那保镖魁梧似相扑力士
Cream puff Casper milk toast
像奶油泡芙般苍白 如鬼魂牛奶吐司
And the owner is a mental midget
而那店主心智残缺
With the I Q of a fencepost
智商堪比篱笆桩般愚钝
'Cause the piano has been drinking
只因钢琴已然醉意朦胧
The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
And you can't find your waitress
你寻觅不到你的侍者
With a geiger counter
手持盖革计数器
And she hates you and your friends
而她却对你和你的朋友心生厌恶
And you just can't get served without her
没有她，你便无法得到任何服务
And the box-office is drooling
售票处正垂涎欲滴
And the bar stools are on fire
酒吧的凳子已燃起火焰
And the newspapers were fooling
报纸上的消息皆是愚弄
And the ash-trays have retired
烟灰缸早已功成身退
'Cause the piano has been drinking
只因钢琴已然醉意朦胧
The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
The piano has been drinking
钢琴已醉意朦胧
Not me not me not me not me not me
不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我