A Somewhat New Medium - MC Paul Barman

Eehh Good morning I mean good evening
LadiesGentlemen I wanna tell you about
An experience I had this morning at San Francisco
You know I'm staying at the hotel downtown and eh
I had two hours two hours 'til I was rendez-vouing with my eh
My beautiful girlfriend's beautiful girlfriend
So I took a little walk outside the hotel I walked up a street
With a name that's pretty familar to a lot of people but not to me
But it had an old name and there was a marquee
It kinda looked like a movie marquee
Or maybe the the type of thing posted outside of a motel
Or maybe even casino
But it wasn't any of those things
It was some kind of sign that belonged to an old gas station tire shop
And it was closed 'cause it was a Sunday
And I thought ISN'T THAT something
A big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco
And then I went to Walgreens to find my TOM'S OF MAINE ginger-mint
FLUORIDE-FULL toothpaste but all they had was FLUORIDE-FREE
And there was a women at the counter with a parrot on her shoulder
And she saidYeah yeah my parrot is 44 years old
And the people behind the counter at Walgreen's
And next to the register chatted her up and they said
Ohh we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red
And I was like Man 44 NOW that's old for a parrot Kinda old for a person
And the lady said Yeah these types of parrots live to be into their 60's
And I was like Good for you when I noticed a streaaam of parrot s**t
Crawling down the back of the owner's t-shirt
And I thought to myselfEither no one noticed the parrot s**t on her back
Or more likely she doesn't mind parrot s**t on her back
And I was likeLady don't brush against menbsp
In fact go home don't buy anything at Walgreen's
Change your shirt POTTY train your parrot or don't go IN public
And then I remember how Americans are slow to hostility
And I thoughtWell maybe in a crazy town like this
You pay for the happy-Winston-Churchill-quote with the nasty parrot s**t
Pfff