Glorified Hype Man - Busdriver

Glorified Hype Man
Broadcast - (Busdriver)
It has been announced earlier this evening
That America’s favorite boy band
The Weather
Has disband
Each member refusing to speak to each other
Or the press
(Busdriver)
I don’t want to be in this group
I want to pursue my solo career
Coke and do beer
I’ll be broke in a year and move into my stepparent’s guesthouse
But my mama rants she wants me to move out
I said
"not a chance" and she drowned my pet mouse in my lava lamp
I’m a reluctant star
I play g-funk in my car and my image consultant has me wearing an expensive chain with a wife-beater
I’m in to petty thieving
You eat veggie-vegan and look like a sixties civil rights leader
I need new management
(Busdriver)
Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything better than you
(Radioinactive)
Precisely
When he poisoned Radioinactive with a glass of Saccharin and threw a dispenser of napkins at Busdriver over an argument over affirmative action… that's when we knew that he had fallen over the edge
Broadcast - (Busdriver)
Rapper slain on the corner of Wilshire while on the set of the Spielberg film
'Cocoon-Grin'
Former band-mate was sought for questioning when found wandering Santa Monica wearing a headdress asking bystanders what year it was
Needless to say his testimony was discredited
Reaction - Rhetteric (As The Concerned Homie)
(Radioinactive)
He was like a brother to me and the d**est rapper ever to step up to the mic
He wanted to fight in the Gulf War
He was a reserve in the Coast Guard
Got sent to Iraq and sent us postcards with rhymes on the back
His moms told us it was friendly fire on a routine maneuver
Got run over by a tank tire
Just behind enemy lines
We weren’t gonna pretend to be fine
We cried on the record when we did his rhymes
Got tattoos of his line
"blowing up like landmines." Cause my ish is da bomb
R.I.P
MC Top Ram
(Busdriver)
Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything better than you
(Busdriver)
We broke up because I beat up and offend
Promoters and club owners
And now they’re screening their relatives for blood donors
My love folder's full of wide-rule sheets
Me
Tribe Unique
And OMD paint sky-blue streaks
On the face of mountains
But I do stink
So you will boo
(Radioinactive)
After catching Busdriver with my baby cousin in the blue Chrysler
I stabbed him in the stomach with a rusty screwdriver
I tried to get him a tutor cause he never even learned how to read
He would fake an asthma attack before every show
And if he never comes back from the Netherlands
That would explain the snowchains on the tattoo of the school bus on his face
I heard it was because he got locked up for selling c*****e on the school bus as a kid