副作用之喊出嚟 - 洪卓立&达哥

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[00:02.00]副作用之喊出嚟 - 洪卓立&达哥
[00:04.00]作词：陈咏谦 
[00:06.00]作曲：James Mathus 
[00:08.31]达哥:人类发问往往都係想 
[00:10.15]人答心入面嘅答案 
[00:12.00]你老细问你今晚有无野做 
[00:14.11]可唔可以OT呀 
[00:15.31]你应该答无野做 
[00:16.86]都唔OT呀吹咩 
[00:19.06]女友问你喇 
[00:20.46]今晚不如食日本野丫 
[00:22.62]你应该答好喎 
[00:23.92]不过你煮呀 
[00:24.98]唔係出去食 
[00:26.09]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀 
[00:28.74]呢个道理係我12岁 
[00:31.15]看破红尘悟出既大道理 
[00:34.41]洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫 
[00:38.66]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道 
[00:43.17]新闻报导维持台风信号 
[00:47.64]频道转几只小狗扑电兔 
[00:52.20]同事说绿茶可送药 
[00:56.77]化学界发明血液流著 
[01:01.22]光天化日谋财的策略 
[01:05.63]杜指正在跳跃 
[01:10.39]还未吃掉坟场来的菜 
[01:14.93]留在雪柜内继续期待 
[01:19.40]我走向露台愈看愈呆 
[01:23.91]谁话祷告便有爱 
[01:28.42]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色  情 
[01:32.98]难道我不著衫可脱颖 
[01:37.40]多么有用成年人的冷静 
[01:41.86]离席了若然没有事情 
[01:46.26]随便播著填词人的痛 
[01:50.78]门合上眼合上别言重 
[01:55.44]副歌太类同愈听愈矇 
[02:00.00]各位继续闹哄哄 
[02:04.02] 
[02:04.87]达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦 
[02:07.38]老师即刻黑口黑面係到 
[02:08.91]问点解唔记得左做功课呀 
[02:11.72]你无写手册架咩 
[02:13.53]我心谂点咩解呀大佬 
[02:16.88]唔记得左重点咩解呀 
[02:19.10]大笨象点解去打仗 
[02:20.75]打完仗重要食辣椒酱 
[02:23.05]小皮球点解会係香蕉油呀 
[02:25.36]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩 
[02:28.36]点解小明小明小小明下一句 
[02:30.70]係上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀 
[02:34.07]小明关火车咩事呀点解 
[02:36.62]依个世界上好多野都无得解架 
[02:40.23]洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重 
[02:44.59]疲倦了成全我别移动 
[02:49.11]终止发育余生发梦 
[02:53.67]各位继续闹哄哄 
[02:58.18]达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦 
[03:00.93]我拣左?个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案 
[03:04.44]Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩 
[03:07.80]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过 
[03:10.86]然后放我走喇