Pick Up Lines(Explicit) - Potluck

Pick Up Lines (Explicit) - Potluck
Oh my God no way
What up how ya doing
It's very nice to meet ya
I'm a big baler want to get a slice of pizza
You don't like pizza that's okay I was playing anyway
My name is Josh and I wanted to say hey
So I know I look like I could be Justin Berber
But I gotta a case of jungle fever and I just had to meet ya
Baby girl I can make you laugh giggle and joke
And today's your lucky day I got a pound to smoke
So here just put it in your mouth and have a suck
No not like that girl I'm talking about the blunt
Hun you can relax I'm not like those other guys
I just wanna chill with you and have a good time
I can rehab you sexually if that's what I gotta do
And you can ask me any question like I'm Doctor Drew
I got her laughing I think she really likes me
Never thought I was a pimp but
Hmmm I might be
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
You without me
Aww what a shame girl
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chilling doing ya thing girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
This is how I came cause I'm nothing like these lames
Let me take ya back a couple days ago
I was looking for a blunt instead a sound checking for the show
When I came across this girle early at the club
Looking hella curvy and I heard she got the chronic bud
So I had to slide on over and ask "How she be"
Introduced myself "I'm 1 Ton the MC"
I'm looking for a sexy girl to share some w**d with me
And If I had a dream you would be my fantasy
She laughed at every pick up line that I had
Yo baby roll with me you'll never cry or be sad
An I am so rad to all the girls in the suburbs
An I am so bad to all the girls that wanna be hood
She busted out her w**d and started rolling some up
She said one night with her and that I'm probably gonna go nutz
Rep for Humboldt County
Ya town got nothing on us
A sucker for a stoner b**ch who eats at Dunkin Donuts
Baby like a big guy
Who's hung like dam
Baby's down to have as much fun as we can
She comfortable around me I'm one nice man
So we ended at my telly for a one night stand
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chilling doing ya thing girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
You without me
Aww what a shame girl
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chilling doing ya thing girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
This is how I came cause I'm nothing like these lames
She was walking down the street so I said hello
My name is Chillest Illest from the city P O
She said "So"
I said "So " well never mind my city
But I think your really pretty I'm feeling you should get with me
I know you hear that often with that skin so smooth and soft
I gotta blunt that we can smoke I'll bet your sexy when you cough
Yadudu Bkaza Blah a bluesy and some convoe
Now I'm feeling cozy with my feet all in her condo
And what she do
She pulled out more green than Rondo
Looking in my eyes like she's ready to play my bongos
What am supposed to do she ain't wearing no thong yo
With her lips around it but it ain't a bong bro
I'm a smooth brother Versace smothered
High is what she got because I'm not these others
She wanted to watch me love her
That's cool cause the Magnum box got three rubbers
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
You without me
Aww what a shame girl
Excuse me what's your name girl
I seen you over there chilling doing ya thing girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game girl
This is how I came cause I'm nothing like these lames
You're cute haha I need a drink
Hey put your number in my phone
I'll call you in a week or two
You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo
We can smoke a blunt maybe even have a drink or two
If I don't answer leave a message
Hey put your number in my phone
I'll call you in a week or two
You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo
We can smoke a blunt maybe even have a drink or two
If I don't answer leave a message thanks