You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Stephen Sondheim

You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Stephen Sondheim

You just wait
你只是静心等待
You're gonna see major changes in my life
你将亲眼见证我生活中的重大改变
I meet women all of the time
我随时随地
All over the place
都能与女孩邂逅
All you gotta do it live in New York
你要做的就是在纽约定居
And you meet a girl a minute
转眼之间 你会遇到一位女孩
And I've met some real special ladies recently
最近我遇到几位与众不同的女孩
Like right now I'm dating this flight attendant
比如现在 我正跟这位乘务员约会
Cute original odd
可爱迷人 散发着怪异的气息
Oh and Kathy
说到Kathy
You guys never met Kathy did you
你们还没见过Kathy 对吗
Well she's the best
她无与伦比
I'm talkin' the best
我对最厉害的人赞不绝口
Oh and then there's Marta
这位是Marta
God now she is fun
天啊 她风趣幽默
I'm certainly not resisting marriage
我当然没有抗拒婚姻
I mean it when I say my life is totally prepared
当我说我的生活已经准备好迎接不可思议的变化时
For a gigantic change right now
我一定是认真的
I am ready to be married
我已经准备好步入婚姻的殿堂
Right
好吧
Then why aren't you
你为什么不愿意呢
Right
好吧
Right right right
好吧
You could drive a person crazy
你可以令人失去理智
You could drive a person mad
你可以令人心醉神迷
First you make a person hazy
首先 你让人变得茫然不解
So a person could be had
这样你就能将对方据为己有
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
然后你让那个人怀着难过的心情
Outside your door
在你家门外徘徊不前
Which it only makes a person gladly
这只会让人满心欢喜
Want you even more
对你的渴望愈发强烈
I could understand a person
我能理解那个人的心情
If he said to go away
如果他将我拒之门外
I could understand a person
我能理解那个人的心情
If he happened to be gay
如果他碰巧不喜欢女人
But worse than that
但更糟糕的是
A person that titillates a person
有人撩拨着对方的心弦
And then leaves her flat
然后就一走了之
Is crazy
这一切疯狂无比
He's a troubled person
他令人备受煎熬
He's a truly crazy person himself
他本身就是个不折不扣的疯子
When a person's personality is personable
当那个人举手投足间都散发着魅力
He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump
他不该无动于衷地呆坐着
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
比斗牛士征服一头公牛更艰难的事
To try to get you offa your rump
就是让你站起来
So single and attentive and attractive a man
一位体贴温柔又魅力四射的单身男人
Is everything a person could wish
就是人人渴望拥有的对象
But turning off a person is the act of a man
但是拒绝别人的心意就是一个男人的行为
Who likes to pull the hooks outta fish
他喜欢把鱼钩从鱼身上拔下来
Knock knock
叩响心门
Is anybody there
有人在吗
Knock knock
叩响心门
It really isn't fair
真的不公平
Knock knock
叩响心门
I'm workin' on my charms
我施展着我的魅力
Knock knock
叩响心门
A zombie's in my arms
就像僵尸一样躺在我的怀里
All that sweet affection
所有甜蜜的爱恋
What is wrong
有什么问题吗
Where's the loose connection
究竟是哪里出了错
How long
需要多久时间
Oh lord how long
天啊 需要多久时间
Bobby baby Bobby bubi Bobby

You could drive a person buggy
你可以让人变得心神恍惚
You could blow a person's cool
你可以让人变得情绪激动
First you make a person feel all huggy
首先 你让那个人感觉很温暖
While you make her fell a fool
你却让她落入圈套
When a person say that you've upset her
有人说你辜负她的心意时
That's when you're good
这时你感觉心情愉悦
You impersonate a person
你装出一副温文尔雅的样子
Better than a zombie should
比那些行尸走肉的本领更胜一筹
I could understand a person
我能理解那个人的心情
If he wasn't good in bed
如果他表现不佳
I could understand a person
我能理解那个人的心情
If he actually was dead
如果他奄奄一息
Exclusive you elusive you
你独一无二 你难以捉摸
Will any person ever get the juice of you
是否有人能得到你的真心
You're crazy
你不可理喻
You're a lovely person
你亲切友好
You're a moving
你令人动容
Deeply maladjusted
纠结不安
Never to be trusted
永远不值得相信
Crazy person yourself
你疯狂不已
Bobby is my hobby
Bobby让我魂牵梦萦
And I'm givin' it up
我选择放弃