Sideways - E-40

Mob sh*t b**ch
I know you know
But check game doe
I'm in the S-E 4-double-oh
Sitting real low stick in the flo' oh
The h*e want me to come swoop
Take her for a ride in my blue Lex Luther
But the b**ch ain't got no gas fetti
So I burnt her like fast Freddy
Hit me on the first when your mail has come
And maybe we can go to the mall or somethin'
Heavy a** sh*t for the mob
When I make a zillion I resign
I'm realer than a hundred dollar bill with the line across
When Christmas come around ask Santa Claus
Santa do you know E-40
Bet you that ni**a say That's my homey
We used to perv grind curb trip to my grandma
Kahlua with them brandy almost every day
Cardiac is cool but I'm on gin
Santa bought me a new mac-10
Yeah click sh*t makes a motherf**ker's night
N***az listen to it 'cuz it's light
Crooked twisted unlisted on the highways
We riding sideways beotch
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Back up the coupe and roll sideways
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Made a left at the corner 'cuz it was h*es
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
I'm looking for a big seat
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
H*es see this type of sh*t and go reala
I'm riding city to city me and leviti
So get your toilet paper 'cuz it's gon' get s**tty
I hit the highway goin' east
Twenty-two ounces of yeast
I'm playin' this game 'cuz a ni**a my age be
I met her last night and today she paged me
Wanna know if b-legit can kick it tonight
Only sixteen way too tight
But age ain't nothin' but a number
Baby got her hair done by shanda
Nine nine ten eleven and up
If you bleed you get f**ked
No not me not fo'-oh
I break the bootch down with a two by fo'
Every f**kin' day is a holiday celebration
When the b**ch is actin' crabby
That means she's on her menestration
I be like f**kin' em like dissin' it to the highest
Talkin' more sh*t than kalidous
A str-uh strizuck out in my cutlass supreme on a Friday
Which way we ridin'
Riding sideways beotch
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Doing about a buck fifty
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Danked out and full of that cisco
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Pervin' swervin' runnin' all into the curb
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
'Bout a gallon to the dome then that's the hit
See I'ma hogg ni**a Beverly hill Billy
Neck bone socks tails pork 'N' beans and chili
Just like my ni**a Celly we likes to kick it silly
Regurgitate and kick a bootch move up out the telly
'Cause they out there bad ain't satisfied
H*es just wanna be pacified
But I can't do no justice 'cuz the justice ain't to be did
B**ch you usin' too much red
Now I've been known to break n***az off
Hard type or soft line 'em up chalk 'em up as a loss
See me in the parking lot doing my thang
Love to see my old school dance in the rain
The po-po's came then they closed up shop
Smashed through the hood and we made that hot
You see the sh*t don't stop motherf**kers pop
Seven-deuce drop coney air shocks
Riding through the sh*t like racer x
And if a motherf**ker flex break back and necks
Running red lights and the right-of-ways
How we gonna get it doe
We get it sideways b**ch
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Late at night up and down saying hi
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Be trapped trunk stark boulevard
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
Come here you little hard-a** boy
I'm riding sideways this way thatta way
N***az like to hear this type of sh*t when they crawl