Valentine’s Day - ABC

When the postman don't call on Valentine's day
邮差也没有来
And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day
圣诞老人圣诞节没有来
That umbrella won't work on a rainy day
因为他们雨天不上班
Don't ask me I already know
别问我，我早就知道
When they find you beached on the barrier reef
当你赤脚走在尖锐的岩石
And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
唯一的乐趣是你留下的血迹
The choice is yours sure saint or thief
做一个圣人或者盗贼，当然，这是你的选择
Don't ask me I already know
别问我，我早就知道
When they baked your cake in little slices
当他们把蛋糕切小售卖
Kept your eyes on rising prices
你要小心价格的涨幅
Wound up winning booby prizes;
为性感小妞而兴奋
I'm sure you'd like to think you know what life is
你以为你知道什么是生活
Find destiny through magazines
你试图在杂志里寻找真命天子
Liplicking unzipping
舔舐嘴唇，拉开拉链
Harpers and Queens
哈珀斯杂志和皇后乐队
From here to eternity
从这里到永恒
Without in-betweens
没有灰色地带
Don't ask me I already know
别问我，我早就知道
With your heart on parade and your heart on parole
你的心通过了考验，获得了假释
I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole
我希望你找到那个混蛋，买下那件被偷的貂皮大衣
School for scandal
丑闻学校
Guess who's enrolled
猜猜谁在里面？
So ask me I already know
来问我吧，我早就知道
When they find you beached on the barrier reef
当你赤脚走在尖锐的岩石
When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day
当邮差情人节不上门
When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
唯一的乐趣是你留下的血迹
When you don't tell the truth that's the price you pay
当你撒谎，你会付出代价
When I'm shaking a hand I'm clenching a fist
当我握手，我的另一只手握成了拳头
If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed
如果你能将我失去的时光给我
And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed
我会为所有可爱的人跳舞
I'd be a millionaire
我会成为百万富翁
I'd be a Fred Astaire
我会成为弗雷德阿斯泰尔