Princess Rap Battle: Rapunzel ＆ Flynn vs. Anna ＆ Kristoff - Whitney Avalon

[00:00.000]Princess Rap Battle
[00:03.575]Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff
[00:17.424]Let the rap battle begin!
[00:20.164]R:My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard
[00:22.467]That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard
[00:24.827]I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene
[00:27.821]This little lost princess is the long-locked queen
[00:30.246]Of rap-unzel, right in my name
[00:32.654]Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
[00:35.171]I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer
[00:38.136]Knock me but like Elsa’s door, you haven’t got an answer
[00:40.494]Your snowflake’s not unique and you’re past your peak
[00:42.712]Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak
[00:45.326]I can’t believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker
[00:48.169]I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, ************?
[00:53.109]A:I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na, I go ham when I wanna
[00:55.663]You can’t handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna
[00:58.454]A once upon a timer I know better than momma
[01:00.789]Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna
[01:03.296]Blondie’s only got three books and a mother that betrays her
[01:05.949]And it doesn’t even phase her that she raised her with no razor
[01:08.561]Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper
[01:11.064]Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her
[01:13.659]You’re not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly
[01:16.287]The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly
[01:18.938]Agoraphobic bore and I don’t know what’s sadder
[01:21.157]That you’ve never worn shoes or that you’re just a rope ladder
[01:26.443]F:I'm kinda like this oaf, but I'm dashing, smart and beautious
[01:29.142]He's a bigger horse's ass than Maximus's gluteus
[01:31.534]My dream came true: the girl, the castle, the money
[01:33.837]I'm the wanted man she wanted, man, the future looks sunny
[01:36.576]This dapper rogue rapper's now a royal insider
[01:39.286]And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders
[01:41.855]You think you're hot ****? Well, your sister was colder
[01:44.053]I'll melt the ice in your heart, when I heat up I smolder
[01:49.396]K:You're a fraud, Eugene, I'll pop your head like a twist off
[01:51.874]This robber's getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off
[01:54.528]My reindeer Sven is so damn frosty, Santa's like
[01:57.806](\"Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey!\")
[01:59.469]I love Anna, not her title, I would never two-time her
[02:01.897]You're a terrible rhymer, a tower and social climber
[02:04.517]You're a colossal debacle, even Olaf knows you're awful
[02:07.060]You're as crooked as your nose, I should dust you like Gothel
[02:12.172]R＆F:Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can
[02:14.576]With the business end of my frying pan
[02:17.600]Tied up and dangled, strung up and strangled
[02:20.062]You'll have a brush with death when you're messing with Tangled
[02:22.523](So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation)
[02:25.175]We saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation
[02:27.460]Snap engaged to a villain 'fore you cuddled up with Thor
[02:30.021](Looks like any dude'll do when your love's an open door)
[02:32.547]This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes
[02:35.157]From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls
[02:37.734]Of course you Norses fight, but in the end you always lose
[02:40.539]Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise
[02:43.977]A＆K:You've got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million
[02:47.832]You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian
[02:50.715]While we're on the subject, and I don't mean to push
[02:53.039]But does your carpet match your drapes? That's like an 80-pound bush
[02:55.796](I'm the fixer-upper lover who's as strong as an ox
[02:58.021]I go hard all night long 'cause my family rocks
[03:00.627]By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night
[03:03.183]And I'm moving more ice than Walter White)
[03:05.836]Can I say something crazy? Check how it affects ya
[03:08.780]Your hair's a let down and no one respects ya
[03:10.949]So get back in your prison atop that tall architecture
[03:13.534]Won't be coming back for seconds because Anna wrecks ya
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