Glenda And The Test Tube Baby - Toy Dolls

I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and
I got a fright oh
I could not squash it flat
No matter how
I tried
And when it looked me in the eye
I ran away to hide
I put on me
Doctor Martin shoes
A battle with the spider that
I wasn't gonna loose
A kick from the left a kick from the right
I was on the floor but
I was alright
Spiders in the dressing room
Spiders everywhere
Things were getting hot and
I had to take a chance
The spider got impatient
Started crawling up me pants
I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground
Everything was silent so
I didn't make a sound
I crossed the room as happy as can be
I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me
But with me arm on the light
He was there ready for a fight
It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead
An audience had gathered round
AndI was going red
I put a jam jar on the floor the spider crawled inside it
I screwed the lid back on the top
And threw the jar outside
At a party late that night
Everything was bright and gay
We played all our pop records and danced the night away
Early in the morning came a knocking at the door
I opened it slowly guess what