The Houseplant Song(Underdog Album Version) - Audio Adrenaline

The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version) - Audio Adrenaline
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Once I read a book
我曾读过一本书
And this is what it said
书中这样写道
If your music has a beat
若音乐带着节拍
Then you're gonna wind up dead
终将招致灭亡
It doesn't really matter if it's christian or not
无论是否圣洁都无关紧要
If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot
切分节奏会让灵魂腐朽
And this book was called
这本书的名字叫
Ha your gonna burn
哈 你会被焚毁
And in the second chapter
在第二章里
I went on to learn
我继续探索
Take two houseplants and put them to the test
取两株盆栽 开始这场实验
Set them both in front of speakers and let the
将它们置于音响前 让
Music do the rest
音乐完成剩下的部分
The first one you play mozart or something lovely like that
第一株播放莫扎特 或类似优雅旋律
The second one you play that petra or that megadeth
第二株则播放佩特拉 或麦加帝斯
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
其实摇滚类型并不重要
So I took my two houseplants
于是我拿了两盆绿植
And I put them to the test
开始进行这项实验
Set them both in front of speakers to let the
将它们摆在音响前
Music do the rest
音乐完成剩下的部分
I powered up my pioneers to let the music roar
我启动音响让旋律轰鸣
But twenty minutes later
但二十分钟后
Someones knocking at my door
有人敲响了我的门
I opened up my door
我打开了门
And there my neighbor stood
我的邻居站在那儿
He said man Id like to get some sleep
他说老兄我想睡个觉
If you think I could
如果你不介意的话
I said man can't you see here
我说难道你看不出来
I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear
我正面临一个必须理清的道德困境
He said what kind of moral dilemma
他问什么样的道德困境
Could you have at this time of night
能让你在深夜时分
That could make me so angry
把我惹得这么恼火
That I just want to fight
我只想奋力抗争
Sorry so I pointed to the page
抱歉 我指向书页
In that open book
在那本摊开的书里
That had a picture of a potted plant
有张盆栽的图片
And I said go have a look
我说去看看吧
And he read
他读到
Take two houseplants and put them to the test
取两株盆栽 开始这场实验
Set them both in front of speakers and let the
将它们置于音响前 让
Music do the rest
音乐完成剩下的部分
The first one you play mozart
第一盆你播放莫扎特
Or something lovely like that
或类似的美好旋律
The second one you play that petra or that megadeth
第二株则播放佩特拉 或麦加帝斯
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
其实摇滚类型并不重要
First of all he said
他首先指出
Thats wagner that you're playing
你放的是瓦格纳
I've never heard of petra
我从没听过佩特拉
And isn't megadeth all dead
难道金属乐队不都已沉寂
And secondly emphatically he asked me whats the sense
接着他斩钉截铁地问我 这有什么意义
Of hanging out with houseplants
整天和盆栽植物混在一起
When hey I live right across the fence
明明我就住在篱笆对面而已
And I thought to myself
我暗自思忖
You know thats a good point
这话确实有道理
So I took my two houseplants and
于是我捧起两盆绿植
I put them both back outside
将它们重新放回院子里
And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive
我和邻居开车出去兜风
We talked about all the things that really matter most
我们聊起那些真正重要的事
Like life and love and happiness and then the holy ghost
比如生命、爱与幸福 还有圣灵启示
And now my two houseplants they sit out in the sun
如今我的两盆植物沐浴在阳光下
And as for me and my neighbor well our friendship has become
而我和邻居的友谊
A meaningful relationship thats headed straight to heaven
已升华成通向天堂的珍贵情谊
But as for now
不过现在
We like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline
我们喜欢围坐聆听 肾上腺素飙升的音乐
Cranked to eleven
音量开到十一档