My Censored Band Is Back - Eminem

My Censored Band Is Back - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Elton John (艾尔顿·约翰)
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before
They first get divorced throwing her
Over furniture scream
It's the return of the
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't
Just say what I think he did did he
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's
Locked in my basement haha
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
I'm sick of him
Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though
Yea I probably got a couple of screws
Up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on
In your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green
To hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man
And another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
Yes I'm the real Shady
I'm Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim Shady
Becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Becuase I'm Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
So won't the real Slim shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss
In his raps to sell records
You think I give a Grammy
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
Becuase I'm Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Becuase I'm Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim Shady
So won't the real Slim shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up