Ironic(Album Version) - Alanis Morissette

Ironic (Album Version) - Alanis Morissette

Composed by：Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
一位老先生活到98岁
He won the lottery and died the next day
幸运中了乐透后的第二天就西归
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
一只苍蝇死在你斟满葡萄酒的酒杯
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
整整晚了两分钟的死刑赦免
And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？
It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样
Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly
凡事担心的男子害怕搭飞机
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
收拾好行囊和他的孩子告别
He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
好不容易鼓起勇气踏上他这辈子的首飞
And as the plane crashed down he thought
在飞机失事坠毁的当下
"Well isn't this nice"
他心想 就是这么巧！
And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？
It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
正当你觉得一切顺遂
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
这时人生总会出些难题让你啼笑皆非
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
又当你觉得你搞砸了一切
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
人生却又莫名其妙地
In your face
就帮你解围
A traffic jam when you're already late
明明就要迟到了却又遇上了大塞车
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
繁忙中抽空想吸根烟 抬头却看到禁止吸烟
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
你只想找支刀子 偏偏汤匙一大堆
It's meeting the man of my dreams
以为终于遇见你的梦中情人
And then meeting his beautiful wife
然后才发现美丽的老婆就在身旁
And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？
A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
有点太讽刺了 是啊，我相信
It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
人生总用搞笑的方式来让你啼笑皆非
Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
人生却又会在绝望中适时地帮你解围
Helping you out
帮你解围