Down in Mexico - Brinsley Schwarz

Down in mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named joe
He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piana
Piano is pronounced piana in this song
In a honky tonk down in mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In honky tonk down in mexico
Well the first time that I saw him
He was sittin on a piano stool
I said tell me man when does the fun begin
He just winked his eye and said man be cool
He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piana
In a honky tonk down in mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky tonk down in mexico
In mexico
All of a sudden in walks a chick
In mexico
Joe starts playin on a latin kick
In mexico
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
In mexico
She started dancin with the castanets
In mexico
I didn't know just what to expect
In mexico
She threw her arms around my neck
In mexico
We started dancin all around the floor
In mexico
And then she did a dance I never saw before
So if you're south of the border
I mean down in mexico
And you wanna get straight
Man don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named joe
He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piana
In a honky tonk down in mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky tonk down in mexico
Yeah como esta usted seorita
Come with me to the border south of the border
You can get your kicks in mexico hahaha crazy
Come with me baby come with me
Come with me seorita yeah