傻婆 - 林海峰

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[ar:林海峰]
[al:我地大家]
[00:01.11]林海峰 - 傻婆
[00:02.81]作曲：陈奂仁 填词：林海峰
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[00:05.15]全世界有边一个最傻
[00:12.96]傻就我要请佢吔烧鹅　傻婆
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[00:37.31]望见就佛有火　啲单寄俾我
[00:41.17]就有赖你帮助　似个秘书包搞妥
[00:45.28]话肚饿就有call　即刻喂饱我
[00:49.20]夜半贺我一贺　嚟碟餸跟汤老火
[00:53.16]落雨仲去踢波　波衫臭得我
[00:57.18]就似毒气灾祸　你冇计点都揽我
[01:01.15]做到攰就有火　边位按摩我
[01:05.19]全靠係你用对手咪咪嚤嚤
[01:09.11]好　老细我放工　我约晒老友去放松
[01:12.95]好　放到我过晒钟　冇嘢摄摄你半个钟
[01:17.03]我叫你到你实出嚟　喂你冇嘢你画乜眉
[01:21.02]你有肚腩我要你减肥　次次借你嚟去出气
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[01:28.64]傻婆　点解你仲要去忍我
[01:32.49]仲会凼番我　换转我即刻扯晒火
[01:36.43]傻婆　点解你仲要去跟我
[01:40.59]成世要跟我　换转我转个身早撇咗
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[01:49.30]夏季就靓女多　贪高兴玩过
[01:53.15]就算係我闯祸　你当冇睇到听过
[01:57.21]做嘢做到冧咗　即使跌低过
[02:01.20]係你为我嚟唱首温馨K歌
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[02:05.05]好　你有你发功　最怕你唱到喊到肿
[02:08.80]我冇锡到你燶　冇买嘢送过你　送个风
[02:12.99]次次你嗌要食曲奇　我嗌老细叫碟苏眉
[02:16.97]当你冇到　我係揸旗　冇凼过你仲成日激你
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[02:24.54]傻婆　点解你仲要去忍我
[02:28.45]仲会凼番我　换转我即刻扯晒火
[02:32.47]傻婆　点解你仲要去跟我
[02:36.47]成世要跟我　换转我转个身早撇咗
[02:41.45]全世界有边个最傻唔及你一个
[02:49.07]傻嘅我要请你吔烧鹅
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[02:58.45]傻婆　点解你傻到咁鬼错
[03:02.48]成世冇好过　全世界医生都怕咗
[03:06.45]傻婆　千亿个就爱你一个
[03:10.51]係我最识货　就算我知你short咗
[03:14.49]傻婆　呢一世就要你一个
[03:18.47]傻嘅衬番我　傻到敢伸手俾我拖
[03:22.51]傻婆　听听吓又要喊乜喎
[03:26.43]傻嘅喊乜喎　傻到你咁喊一餐瞓咗
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