Packet Man - Digital Underground

Excuse me trooper will you be needing any packets
Today Yo B don't be throwin' on my jacket ok
Cool just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these I got some more in my jacket
Uh uh s*x packets
It's like a pill you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer dissolve it in a cup
And get this see the girl on the cover
You black out and she becomes your lover
No I'm serious these are authentic
Wrong again my man this is way more real
But since you know everything I'll make someone else a deal
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Three for ten dollars it can't hurt to try it
Well read what it says look at the picture Bet
It says Chinese girl age 17 waist 24 hips 33
Hmmm this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy I'm gonna have to splure an
Well it depends let's see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
Right and if you're married it's no big deal
You're not cheating at all you're just poppin a pill
And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It's cool take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Now here take a look at my selection
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
OK I want these two boxes of three
And give my blondy here and that one that says orgy
Now let me tell you how to take it
Either sit of lie down and you really should be *****
Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes know what I mean
This is more then just a dream
It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind
So be careful only take one at a time
And never take one behind the wheel
These are 40 these are 80 and this one here is 10
Just give me a hundred dollars I'll call it even
But don't pull your money out yet see
There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
Over here Yeah this looks kinda cool
Here's my number in case you need to reach me again
And remember you need to be as safe as you can
There's only one thing safer then using your hand
Dial that beeper number and call the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man