Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc

Funky Cold Medina - Toneloc
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I dig it
我超爱这种感觉
Go cooling at a bar
独自在酒吧买醉
And I'm looking for some action
渴望邂逅一场艳遇
But like Mick Jagger said
但就像米克·贾格尔唱的那样
I can't get no satisfaction
我始终得不到满足
The girls are all around
美女们环绕四周
But none of them wanna get wit' me
却没人愿意靠近我
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf
我衣着光鲜 看起来酷毙了
Yo what's up with L-O-C
哟 L-O-C最近怎么样
The girls are all jocking
姑娘们都在嬉笑打闹
At the other end of the bar have
在酒吧的另一头
Drinking with some no name chump
和某个无名小卒喝酒
When they know that I'm the star
明明知道我才是主角
So I got up and strolled over
于是我起身走过去
To the other side of the cantina
来到小酒馆的另一边
I asked the guy why you so fly
我问那家伙为何如此得意
He said funky cold medina
他说这魔力调酒妙不可言
Funky cold medina
神奇迷情药水魔力无边
This brother told me a secret
有位兄弟向我透露秘诀
On how to get more chicks
教如何赢得芳心连连
Put a little medina in your glass
杯中滴入几滴神奇药水
And the girls'll come real quick
姑娘们自会蜂拥而至
It's better than any alcohol
胜过所有酒精饮料
Or aprhodisiac
更比催情药剂灵验
A couple of sips of this love potion
几口爱情魔药下肚
And she'll be on your lap
她就会投怀送抱
So I gave some to my dog
于是我分给爱犬品尝
When he began to beg
当它开始摇尾乞求
And then he licked his bowl
它舔净食盆后
And he looked at me
直勾勾望着我
And did the wild thing on my leg
竟在我腿上做起不可描述之事
He used to scratch and bite me
从前它只会抓咬撒野
Before he was much much meaner
从前他可是个狠角色
But now all the poodles run to my house
如今贵宾犬都往我家跑
For the funky cold medina
就为这魔幻迷情药
Y'know what I'm saying
你懂我意思吧
I got every dog in my neighborhood
整个街区的狗子们
Breaking down my door
都快把我家门撞破
I got Spuds McKenzie
连啤酒代言狗
Alex from Stroughs
和名犬都来凑热闹
They won't leave my dog alone
她们总缠着我的狗不放
With that Medina pal
就因那神奇药水作祟
I went up to this girl
我走向那个姑娘
She said"Hi my name is Sheena"
她说"嗨 我叫希娜"
I'd thought she'd be good to go
我以为她会轻易上钩
With a little funky cold medina
只需一点魔力药水
She said "I'd like a drink"
她说"我想喝一杯"
I said hmm OK I'll go get it
我暗想 好吧我去拿
And then a couple of sips
浅尝几口后
She cold licked her lips
她轻舔朱唇意态撩人
And I knew that she was wit' it
我便知她已情动
So I took her to my crib and
带她回到我的住处
Everything went as well as planned
起初一切尽如所愿
But when she got undressed
但当衣衫褪尽时
It was a big ol' mess
却陷入荒唐窘境
Sheena was a man
希娜原来是个男人
So I threw him out
所以我把他赶走
I don't fool around
我可不想瞎折腾
With no Oscar Mayer Weiner
跟什么香肠搞暧昧
You must be sure you're girl is pure
你必须确认你的女孩够纯真
For the funky cold medina
就为这魔幻迷情药
Y'know
要知道
Y'know what a man
要知道什么才是真男人
This is the eighties
这是八十年代
And the Loc is down wit' the ladies
洛奇正与姑娘们打得火热
Break it down
来点节奏
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Black in the saddle
在酒吧里寻觅
Lookin' for a little affection
渴望些许温存
I took a shot as a contestant
我像参赛者般尝试
On the Love Connection
参加这场爱情游戏
The audience voted
观众们纷纷投票
And y'know they picked a winner
你猜怎么着 他们选中了赢家
I took my date to the Hilton
我带着约会对象去希尔顿
For medina and some dinner
想用神药共进晚餐
She had a few drinks
她浅酌几杯后
I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
我已开始幻想即将发生的事
Instead she started talking about
谁知她突然开始谈论
Plans for our wedding
我们婚礼的筹备计划
So a couple of sips of this love
这爱情魔药才啜饮几口
Now is so fast how is senior
进展快得让人猝不及防
As well as find you don't play around
到头来才发现你并非逢场作戏
What a funky cold medina
这魔力药水真是邪门
Y'know what I'm saying
你懂我意思吧
That medina's a monster
那药水简直是个怪物
Funky cold medina
神奇迷情药水魔力无边