The Critic - Toby Keith

Tell it like it is
像这样诉说它
He gets up real early on his mornin drive
他很早起来去开车
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
开车去他工作的地方
He drives a 94 2 ton economy car
他开了一辆94年的经济车
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar
喜欢在酒吧里说当地的乐团
That he's The Critic
在那他是评论家
Yea I can hook you up I know everybody
我可以吸引你 我知道
In the business
商业领域的每个人
He flunked junior high band
他放弃了初中的乐团
He couldn't march in time
他不能及时进入
He tried to write a song once
他曾经尝试着写歌
He couldn't make it rhyme
他弄不出旋律
He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar
他去吉他当铺找了两三根弦
He just never quite had what it took to be a star
他没有放弃成为明星的梦想
So he's a critic
所以他是评论家
I work for the Gazette man I got a real job
我在报社找了个工作
He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard
他做一个他没听过的5人组合乐团的栏目
He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word
他对无情的话语作出评论
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise
他认为是时候要他的老板给他升职了
His boss said I can't even tell
他老板说 我都不知道
If anybody's even readin your page
是否所有人都读过你写的东西
Yea

So he thought and he thought a little more
所以他多想了一点
He caught a young hot star headin into town
他遇到了一个来城镇的年轻明星
And then he hid behind his typewriter
然后他隐藏他的打字机
And gunned the boy down
打死了这个男孩
Here come the letters the e-mails
收到了信 电子邮件
The faxes they raised him to 20 000 dollars
传真 他们给他募捐了20000美元
After taxes
还是税后的
He's a happy critic
他是快乐的评论家
He's rollin in the dough
他在揉面团
Man I could do this forever
我可以永远做这
This is easy Everybody's readin my column
太容易了 每个人都在读我的栏目
Please don't tell my mom
请不要告诉我的妈妈
That I write the music column for the Gazette
我在为报社写音乐栏目
She still thinks I play piano down
她认为我仍然在弹吉他
At the Cathouse
在城镇的妓院
Let's get funky with this now boys Play it on out
让我们跟上现在男孩的潮流
Come on Shannon
加油香农
There's ole Biff jumpin in
ole Biff跳进来了
is layin it down
他在躺着
Come on Shannon
加油香农
Aww yea my man Steve
我的男人Steve
Man my fingers are gettin tired
我的手指累了
Y'all gonna have to hurry
你必须快点
This snappin thing wearin me out
这种急躁的事情让我精疲力尽
Hello Shannon
嗨香农
Guess he's on coffee break man
想着他现在在喝咖啡
They're gonna love you
他们会爱上你
Cause they already love me
因为他们已经爱上了你
Yea

It's the Critic
他是评论家