Cameltoe(Old School Remix) - Fannypack

Cameltoe (Old School Remix) - Fannypack
Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe
Umm Hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe
Umm Hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe
Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl
'Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing ohh
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe
Umm hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe
Umm hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe
First day of spring by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick wearin pum pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
Better take quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take words of advice it's not very nice
Wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe
Umm hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe
Umm hmm that's right uh huh oh no
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe