You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:13.14]We've been together for so very long
[00:17.62]But now things are changing, oh i wonder what's wrong?
[00:23.76]Seems you don't want me around
[00:28.28]The passion is gone and the flame's died down
[00:33.35]I guess i lost a little bit of self-esteem
[00:39.37]That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
[00:45.29]You used to think i was nice
[00:49.82]Now you tell all your friends that i'm the antichrist
[00:55.24]Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
[01:00.81]That kind of thing is hard to ignore
[01:06.29]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
[01:23.44]I knew that we were having problems when
[01:27.77]You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
[01:34.00]You're still the light of my life
[01:38.53]Oh darling, i'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
[01:43.35]You know, i even think it's kinda cute the way
[01:49.43]You poison my coffee just a little each day
[01:53.89]I still remember the way that you laughed
[02:01.02]When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
[02:05.10]Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
[02:11.42]Doing in my underwear drawer?
[02:15.85]Sometime i get to thinking you don't love me any more
[02:33.47]You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
[02:37.70]Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
[02:44.27]You set my house on fire
[02:49.33]You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
[02:53.92]Oh, you think that i'm ugly and you say that i'm cheap
[02:59.66]You shaved off my eyebrows while i was asleep
[03:04.84]You drilled a hole in my head
[03:10.11]Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
[03:15.19]Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
[03:21.06]You never acted this way before
[03:26.58]Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
[03:37.33]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore