大茂君讲笑话-老公我怀孕啦(20140104) - OP大茂君

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state'
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait
The Earth began to cool'
The autotrophs began to drool'
Neanderthals developed tools'
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)'
Math' science' history' unravelling the mysteries'
That all started with the big bang
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long'
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight'
The dinosaurs all met their fate'
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya' wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big BANG
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way'
Collapsing ever inward' we won't be here' it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy' Encarta' Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology' Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big BANG