Masters Of Ordure - Impaled

Masters Of Ordure - Impaled
Head to the latrine because you are moved
By a stool wishing to be removed
The colon blows as fissures tear
An exit that's worse for the wear
Into the pipes the fecalith rushes
To join it's comrades from 2000 flushes
Mass of detritus culled from your bung
Aggregating heaps of the dung
Abdominal pain
Sphincter is strained
Sickening mass
Former repast
Former repast
The sewage du jour
Masters of ordure
Cost cutting measures are our pleasure
Problems addressed as profit's depressed
What's the solution for the pollution
Human health stymies inhuman wealth
With feculent flow reservoirs grow
Halt sanitation clean water privation
For the poor population
Sh*t
Filth
Waste
Bung
Crap
Dregs
Drek
Dung
Filters removed from rivers of turd
Civic responsibility Absurd
Snaking it's way through antique plumbing
Unaware of the sh*t storm coming
From your faucet an aperitif
Reeking of chyme and bowel relief
Slake your thirst with dysentery
The taste is something exemplary
Returned to you
An E Coli brew
Fill up your glass
It's fresh from your ass
Craprovocateur
Masters of ordure
Masters of ordure
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