The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa

The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa
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The dangerous kitchen
危机四伏的厨房
If it aint't one thing it's another
祸不单行 防不胜防
In the middle of the night when you get home
深夜归家时触目惊心
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
面包干硬如砂纸般粗糙
The meat thing
肉类存放处
Where the cats ate trough the paper
野猫撕破包装大快朵颐
The can things with the sharp little edges
罐头边缘锋利如刃
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
稍不留神就会割伤手指
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
地板上那些柔软的小东西 你踩上去时
They can all be DANGEROUS
它们都可能暗藏危险
Sometimes
有时候
The milk can hurt you
牛奶也会伤害你
If you put it on your cereal
如果你把它倒进麦片里
Before you smell the plastic container
却没先闻闻塑料容器的气味
And the stuff in the strainer
而滤网里的那些东西
Has a mind of its own
仿佛有自己的想法
So be very careful
千万要当心
In the dangerous kitchen
在这危机四伏的厨房里
When the night time has fallen
当夜幕降临
And the roaches are crawlin'
蟑螂开始爬行
In the kitchen of danger
在这危险的厨房中
You can feel like a stranger
你会感到陌生不安
The bananaes are black
香蕉已经发黑
The got flies in the back
背后蝇虫飞舞
And also the chicken
还有那只鸡肉
In the dish with the foil
躺在锡纸包裹的盘里
Where the cream is all clabbered
奶油已凝结成块
And the salad is frightful
沙拉也令人惊惧
Your return in the evening
当你夜晚归来时
Can be less than delightful
景象可能不太惬意
You must walk very careful
你得小心行走
You must not lean against it
千万别倚靠上去
It can get on you clothing
它会爬上你的衣襟
It can follow you in
尾随你步步紧跟
As you walk to the bedroom
当你步入卧室
And you take all your clothes off
褪去所有衣衫
While you're sleeping
在你沉睡时分
It crawls off
它悄然蠕动
It gets in your bed
潜入你的床榻
It could get on your face then
甚至爬上你的脸庞
It could eat your complexion
它可能侵蚀你的容颜
You could die from the danger
你可能会因危险丧命
Of the dangerous kitchen
在这危机四伏的厨房里
Who the f**k wants to clean it
谁**愿意打扫清理
It's disgusting and dirty
这里肮脏又恶心
The sponge on the drainer
沥水架上的海绵
Is stinky and squirty
散发着恶臭还喷溅
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
擦拭时若用力挤压
What you get on your hands then
手上沾染的污渍
Could un-balance your glands and
可能扰乱你的腺体
Make you blind or whatever
让你失明或更糟
In the dangerous kitchen
在这危机四伏的厨房里
At my house tonight
今夜就在我家