Oh No - Bad Meets Evil

Oh No - Bad Meets Evil
Oh no what's happening to my brain
I can't believe this is happening again
Lava out my lips I flips
Wake up think I have a cramp
I'm trying to shove the
Lava lamp up my father's a**
I think I'm out of gas man
I think I need another mask
I'd ask my mother but
I think she's laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers
And some Van de Kamp's
I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
Abraf**kingcadabra motherf**ker look who's back
Just like a pendulum
Satan's pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
Sh*t I think I might have did it when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my
Legs off and pulled a hamstring
First I Re-up then I Relapse
Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
And I'll be back with the sequel
Repeat the cycle
Cause I react like the
She Hulk when I see Nyquil
Oh no
Here we go again
When it's going to end
Where did it begin
Maybe way back when
Into the well baby Jessica fell
She may have wetted herself
Quit playing get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail
Every day in journals saying how
She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
I'm the medicine man
My medical m*******a was prescribed by a doctor
Shove a typewriter up her
Perez Hilton's a** sh*t almost forgot that
He's always shoving something
Up his a** so why not that
And f**k it while I'm venting
Let's shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when he's bending
Over pretending that he
Didn't say anything that
Would be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender
Begin blending in G
Where should I put the
Pink sissy with the fluffy hair
Put him under the stairs
People are already under there
Hmm I wonder where Wait
I think the cubpoard's bare
Stuff him up in the tupperware
And shove him up in there
Oh no
Here we go again
When it's going to end
Where did it begin
Maybe way back when
Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
Who am I kidding
I couldn't quit this sh*t if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
Yeah rehab's nice
I had my name up in lights again
You see that's why
I can't decipher what life I'm in
I might pull a knife on your wife
And slice her and dice her then
It sounds so enticing
Isn't it nice when I'm hype again
I'm nice when I'm like this
No time to write just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down
What'd I write just then
Man I'm about to hyperventilate
I just have hyper-tension
I have the type of mental state
You couldn't comprehend
Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy
The controversy is once again
Oh no
Here we go again
When it's going to end
Where did it begin
Maybe way back when