Kiss the bride - Elton John

[ti:Guys Like When Girls Kiss]
[ar:Little Jackie]
[al:The Stoop]
[by:Jermen]
[00:01.97]Little Jackie - Guys Like When Girls Kiss
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[00:05.54]There probably ain’t one woman on Earth who hasn’t considered this 
[00:09.84]Men are from another planet, 
[00:11.64]how can we possibly co-exist? 
[00:13.94]They came from Mars, 
[00:15.75]women came from Venus 
[00:17.79]We think with our brains, 
[00:19.89]men think with their penis 
[00:22.16]Every stereotype has a little bit of truth 
[00:24.89]There’s (?) case of evidence if you needed some proof 
[00:30.04]Perplexed by the opposite sex, 
[00:32.21]I’ll tell you what’s next 
[00:34.27]Where I’m gonna direct my love and affection 
[00:37.92]I’m gonna get with a woman 
[00:40.85]You know I might as well 
[00:42.84]I’m’a tell every single guy who be hollerin they can go to hell 
[00:46.32]Go make her my bride 
[00:49.41]Even though we on the same side 
[00:51.46]Oh, it’s gonna collide 
[00:52.77]When we walk down the aisle 
[00:55.58]Gonna get with a woman 
[00:57.61]And my ex’s will be crying 
[00:59.79]Cause the ceremony was sad 
[01:01.40]But it won’t be so bad 
[01:04.05]I don’t mean to diss 
[01:05.50]I know I’ll be missed 
[01:07.96]Anyway, guys like when girls kiss 
[01:12.76]Friends keep telling me younger boys will eventually be a problem 
[01:16.25]I swore off being with older men again 
[01:19.46]and again and I thought of giving up on 
[01:22.98]Caucasians, Hispanics, and Asians 
[01:24.96]Exclusively being with men of an African decent 
[01:28.85]I’m beginning to understand I’ll never ever be content 
[01:33.00]In any given element, 
[01:34.07]I’m 100% convinced I wouldn’t need to turn into a lesbian 
[01:37.83]If me and the boys could just stop disagreeing on just about everything 
[01:45.67]I’m gonna get with a woman 
[01:47.45]You know I might as well 
[01:49.12]I’m’a tell every single guy who be hollerin they can go to hell 
[01:53.38]Go make her my bride 
[01:56.35]Even though we on the same side 
[01:58.13]Oh, it’s gonna collide 
[02:00.30]When we walk down the aisle 
[02:02.66]Gonna get with a woman 
[02:04.58]And my ex’s will be crying 
[02:06.77]Cause the ceremony was sad 
[02:08.72]But it won’t be so bad 
[02:10.97]I don’t mean to diss 
[02:12.45]I know I’ll be missed 
[02:14.80]Anyway, guys like when girls kiss 
[02:19.42]I don’t care how wrong it’s gonna be 
[02:22.67]But you gonna be all into me 
[02:25.22]We’re gonna be so happy 
[02:27.71]Cause you (?) what I say seriously 
[02:29.94]We’re getting along beautifully 
[02:33.22]Loving me endlessly 
[02:36.19]Girls kiss girls 
[02:39.48]We do it so sensually 
[02:42.46]We turn all the boys 
[02:44.43]We’ll make them go crazy 
[02:46.59]I’m getting my revenge 
[02:48.58]But how insane ? 
[02:51.93]I’m gonna get with a woman 
[02:54.85]You know I might as well 
[02:56.38]I’m’a tell every single guy who be hollerin they can go to hell 
[03:00.27]Go make her my bride 
[03:03.18]Even though we on the same side 
[03:05.29]Oh, it’s gonna collide 
[03:06.48]When we walk down the aisle 
[03:09.50]Gonna get with a woman 
[03:11.54]And my ex’s will be crying 
[03:13.73]Cause the ceremony was sad 
[03:15.66]But it won’t be so bad 
[03:18.06]I don’t mean to diss 
[03:19.64]I know I’ll be missed 
[03:22.00]Anyway, guys like when girls kiss