Fat Girl (Album Version) - Steel Panther

[00:15.93]I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar
[00:20.81]I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
[00:25.40]She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's
[00:30.30]She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs
[00:36.32]I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
[00:41.07]'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries
[00:45.90]I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
[00:50.86]Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah
[00:56.80](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[01:01.87](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[01:07.98]Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
[01:12.00]Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
[01:17.21](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[01:24.85]I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real
[01:29.84]So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah
[01:34.71]I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in
[01:39.25]I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!
[01:45.12](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[01:50.32](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[01:55.39]Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
[02:00.52]Fat girl is snackin' on my **** again
[02:07.91]Ouch, don't bite
[02:35.59]My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
[02:40.44]'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
[02:45.80]Even though some people point and laugh at us
[02:50.48]You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus
[02:58.57]Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
[03:03.85]Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
[03:08.97](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[03:14.07]Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
[03:19.01]Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!
[03:24.11](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[03:29.26](Woah, woah) Thar she blows
[03:36.60]You're my fat, fat girl, oh
[03:41.66]You know I really love you
[03:46.85]'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh
[03:53.10][03:53.31]Come here baby, where you goin'?
[03:55.17]Haha, you're a cow!
[03:59.74]Come here baby, hey
[04:03.46]I love you
[04:05.28]I can't live without you
[04:07.69]I can't live without you
[04:10.22]Come here, hey! [whistle]
[04:11.12]Come here!
[04:13.61]Come here!
[04:24.87]It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!
[04:28.97]All these hot *******
[04:31.63]And that one fat girl