Turkey Leg Woman - Doug MacLeod

Turkey Leg Woman - Doug MacLeod
Here's a protest song
What I protest against is skinny women
Everybody think that the skinny woman is so pretty
But to me all I can think about is
Honey please tomorrow morning
Get your poor checked
I like big one
I like a woman with size
You see I'm not a big man
So when I making love
I like to get lost in there
My friend says
Well doug you see he loves
I say yeahhh
I don't want no bird like a woman
Well to me I'll strip to go
I don't want no bird like woman
Well to me I'll strip to go
Oh give me turkey legged one
With the meat dripping on the bone
I don't want no bird like woman
Make me nervous
When it come to push it
I don't want no bird like a woman
It make me nervous
When it come to push it
Give me turkey ladies
The woman with a bear didn't cosh it
I don't want no bird like a woman
It had enough meat for men to chew
I don't want no bird like a woman
It had enough meat for men to chew
Give me turkey legged women
I like my meat gravy too
Baby
I don't want no bird like a woman
With meat or striping gone
I don't want no bird like a woman
With meat or striping gone
Give me turkey legged women man
With the meat dipping on the bone
If there's a turkey legged woman in here tonight
Would you take me home
Would you take me home
You got a boyfriend
Oh well don't worry sugar
When he get back
I'll be gone hehe
Excuse me
That what I'm talking about tonight
Baby I got to waiting for you
I'm the one you need
Don't you know that