If I Die Today - Lil Wayne

44' bulldog my mother f**kin pet
I point it at you and tell dat motha f**ka fetch
I'm f**king her good she got her legs on my neck
I get p***y mouth and a*s call dat b***h triple threat
When I was in jail she let me call an collect
But if she get greedy I'ma starve her to death
Top down it's upset been f**king the world and n***a I ain't cum yet
You f**k with me wrong I knock your head off your neck
The flight too long I got a bed on the jet
The guns are drawn and I ain't talking bout a sketch
I pay these n***as with a reality check
Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best
This game is a b***h I got my hand up her dress
The money don't sleep so Weezy can't rest
An AK47 is my f**king address huh
I'm not a star somebody lied I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
Load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it and hit them n***as where it hurts
Cause if I die today remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis I'm talking all brown linen huh
Big black n***a and an icy watch
Shoes on the coupe b***h I got a Nike shop
Counts the profits you could bring 'em in a Nike box
Grinding in my Jordan's kick em off they might be hot swish
I'm swimming in the yellow b***h boss
In the red 911 looking devilish
Red beam make b***h n***a sit down
Thought he was bullet proof till he got hit the fifth time
Drop palm olive in a n***a d**e
Make it come back even harder than before
Baby I'm the only one that pays your car notes
Well connected I got killers off in Chicago
I'm not a star somebody lied I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
Load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it and hit them where it hurts
If I die today remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis I'm talking all brown linen huh
Talk stupid get ya head popped
I got that Esther b***h I'm red fox
Big bee's Red Sox
I get money to kill time dead clocks
Your f cking with a n***a who don't give a f**k
Empty the clip than roll a window up
P***y n***as sweet you n***as cinnabun
I'm in a red b***h she say she fin to cum
200 thou on a chain I don't need a piece
That banana clip let Chiquita speak
Dark shades Eazy E
Five letters YMCMB
B***h a*s n***a P*ssy a*s n***a
I see ya looking whit yo looking a*s n***a
You know the rules kill em all and keep moving
If I died today it'd be a holiday
I'm not a star somebody lied I got a chopper in the car
So don't make it come alive
Rip ya a*s apart then I put myself together
YMCMB double M we rich forever
The bigger the bullet the more that b***h gon bang
Red on the wall Basquiat when I paint
Red Lamborghini till I gave it to my b***h
My first home invasion pocket gain and 40 bricks
Son of a b***h than I made a great escape
Ain't it funny momma only son be baking cakes
Pull up in the sleigh hop out like I'm santa claus
N***as gather round I got gifts for all of y'all
Take it home and let it bubble that's the double up
If you get in trouble that just mean you f**king up
It's a cold World I need a bird to cuddle up
I call the plays muthaf**k huddle up
I'm not a star somebody lied I got a chopper in the car
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