Viagra In The Waters - Four Bitchin’ Babes

Viagra In The Waters - Four Bitchin' Babes
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Just outside of Johnson city
就在约翰逊城外
On a dark and twisting road
蜿蜒黑暗的公路上
In a ken worth 18 wheeler
十八轮肯沃斯卡车
With a heavy shifting load
载着沉重的货物摇晃
He was pushing through to Birmingham
他正赶往伯明翰
Though the hour was getting late
尽管夜色已深
Pfizer's finest on a mission
辉瑞最棒的货正在路上
To the pharmacies upstate
要送往北部的药房
He was on a holy mission
他肩负神圣使命
There were men who couldn't wait
无数人翘首以盼
For his thirty thousand pounds of Viagra
载着三万磅蓝色精灵
Head clocked seven hundred miles
里程表跳转七百英里
Since he climbed into the rig
自他握上方向盘
Just another twenty five or so
再行驶二十五里左右
Would finish up that gig
就能圆满完成任务
But the trailer hit an oil slick
不料货柜碾上油渍
And down the hill did fly oh my
卡车沿山坡飞驰而下 天啊
Til it landed at the bottom
直到坠入谷底深处
In the towns water supply
混入城镇供水系统里
It was instant rigor mortise
瞬间引发连锁反应
What a hard way to die
这死法可真够硬气
Save your sons
看好你们的儿子
Shield your daughters
护住你们的女儿
There's Viagra
药效正在蔓延
In the waters
在那片水域中
All over Johnson city
整个约翰逊城
People rising with the dawn
人们随黎明苏醒
They drank their morning coffee
他们啜饮晨间咖啡
Took their showers watered lawns
沐浴浇灌门前草坪
And who could have predicted
谁能预料到
All the changes up ahead
即将发生的剧变
Men were getting up for work
男人们精神抖擞去工作
And heading back to bed
转身回到床上
So many called in sick
无数人请病假
You would have thought a virus spread
仿佛病毒肆虐蔓延
Down at the courthouse coffee shop
法院旁的咖啡店里
Some stared in disbelief
有人目瞪口呆
As a pack of thirsty lawyers
一群饥渴的律师们
Started filling out their briefs
开始疯狂填写诉状
But at the local college
而在当地大学里
Young men appeared much smarter
年轻小伙们突然变得聪明绝顶
No chromosomal mystery
并非染色体有何奥秘
They simply studied harder
只是他们学习更加拼命
Now water on the rocks
如今岩石间的泉水
Is the latest party starter
成了派对狂欢的催化剂
Save your sons
看好你们的儿子
Shield your daughters
护住你们的女儿
There's Viagra
药效正在蔓延
In the waters
在那片水域中
The Johnson city firemen
约翰逊城的消防员们
Cursed their wretched luck
咒骂着倒霉的运气
They could not get their fire hoses
他们无法将消防水带
Wound back on the truck
重新卷回消防车
Sprinkling holy water at a funeral
在葬礼上洒圣水时
Father Ryan said
瑞安神父说道
I know wive saved
我知道妻子们得救了
I know wive saved their souls
我知道妻子们拯救了灵魂
But wive never raised the dead
但她们从未让逝者复生
Would a couples strong men help me now
此刻可有壮汉助我一臂之力
Close the casket lid
合上这棺木的盖板
Old man weisberg
老魏斯伯格
Took the shower of his life
经历了此生最酣畅的沐浴
Then he marched into the kitchen
而后他大步迈进厨房
And he called out to his wife
高声呼唤他的妻子
She knew something was up
她察觉到异样
As he stood naked at the table
当他赤身站在餐桌旁
Holding two cups of coffee
手捧两杯咖啡
And half a dozen bagels
和半打百吉饼
It had been at least a decade
这至少是十年来
Since the last time he was able
他首次如此精神焕发
Save your sons
看好你们的儿子
Shield your daughters
护住你们的女儿
There's Viagra
药效正在蔓延
In the waters
在那片水域中
Believers seeking miracles
信徒们追寻奇迹
The pilgrims came in hordes
朝圣者蜂拥而至
The waters of Viagra
这神奇的伟哥之水
Grew more popular than Lourdes
比卢尔德更受欢迎
The clergy quoted scripture
神职人员引用经文
But they found it hard to sell
却发现难以说服众人
That those who chose to be anointed
那些选择接受洗礼的人
Were pointed straight to hell
被直接指向地狱
Despite the dire warnings
尽管有可怕的警告
The crowds began to swell
人群却开始膨胀
Some hardened politicians
一些顽固的政客
Came into town one day
某天来到镇上
With their permits and their pipelines
带着许可证和管道
Pumped the waters all away
把水源全部抽干
From the heart of Johnson city
从约翰逊城的心脏地带
Rose the mournful cry of men
传来男人们哀伤的呼喊
But the women knew another truck
但女人们知道另一辆卡车
Was coming through again
即将再次驶来
Don't worry There's a truck next week
别担心 下周还有一辆卡车
Well spread the oil again
我们会再次播撒那神奇的油
Save your sons
看好你们的儿子
Shield your daughters
护住你们的女儿
There's Viagra
药效正在蔓延
In the waters
在那片水域中
Sigma it is so hard
这情况真棘手
Save your sons
看好你们的儿子
Shield your daughters
护住你们的女儿
There's Viagra
药效正在蔓延
In the waters
在那片水域中