Dong Work For Yuda(Live) - Frank Zappa

Frank zappa
Lead guitar vocals
Warren cucurullo
Rhythm guitar vocals
Denny walley
Slide guitar vocals
Ike willis
Lead vocals
Peter wolf
Keyboards
Arthur barrow
Bass vocals
Ed mann
Percussion
Vinnie colaiuta
Drums
Central scrutinizer：
Hello there this is the central scrutinizer joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business you know the ones who get caught it's a ho
E place painted all green on the inside where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other
As the central scrutinizer chuckles to himself for a moment father riley who became buddy jones steps into view in his new identity：father riley b
Jonesprison chaplainwhoin a rather
Handed piece of imagery is now entrusted with the job of singing this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new meat to plook and once having found these victims for
Rinces of the industry trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly for cigarettes and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work too hard when they stick it
Anyway listen while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company named bald headed john king of the plookers
Father riley b
Jones：
This is the story 'bout
Bald headed john
Former execs：
Dong work for yuda
Dong dong
Father riley b
Jones：
He talks a lot 'n' it's
Usually wrong
Former execs：
Dong work for yuda
Dong dong
Father riley b
Jones：
He said dong
Was wong
'N wong was kong
'N dong work for
Yuda
'N john was wrong
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for yuda
Dong dong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
And wong was kong
And dong was gong
'N john was wrong
Father riley b
Jones：
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
That'll make you fart
John's got a sausage
That'll break
Your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over
If you are smart
He took a little walk
To the weenie stand
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie
In both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end
'Til the mustard squirt
He said ya'll stand
Back 'cause you
Might get hurt
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
Wong was kong
Kong was gong
'N john was wrong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Make way for the
Iron shaschige
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
I need a dozen towels
So the boys can take
A shower
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Bartender bring me
A colada and milk
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Well on second thought
Make that a water
Hto
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Falcum
Take me to the falcum
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
I wave my bags
Did you wave your'n
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Well how much
Did they wave
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Ah'm almost two
Kilometers tall
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
This girl must be
Praketing richcraft
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald headed john：
Don't worry about
The faggot
I'll take care of
The faggot
Former execs：
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again
Try it again
Try try try again
Etc
Etc
Etc
Bald headed john：
Your pomona is
Very extinct
Yeah I studied with
The dong of tokyo
'N also with the
Oriental kato
My body contain
Uh water
I just loves the way
These copenhagens
Talks
Driver mcdoodle
Sausage
Salima
Salami
That looks like that
Stuff that freckles
Let's out
Once a mumfth