B**ches From Eastwick(Album Version) - The Lox

B**ches From Eastwick (Album Version) - The Lox
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
Aiyo I woke up in a daze
Wit da slight headache
You know tha usual
That studio gettin' red late
Serious jetlag
When I get to bed late
That's why I f**k 'cause I be weak
When I get head late
Today I got a session wit Ronnie
I mean Veronica
Met her last year about
A week before Hanukkah
Sounds foolish I mean honey wasn't jewish
But she had a lot of dough
And she was nice on computers
She told me she was born
And raised in Bermuda
And came here to get a job as a tutor
I pursued make a long story
Short screwed her
She moved and she came back
Still on tha same track
Same wit same chips a**
It was still fat
I ain't really think
She wuz a freak
But she did ask a lotta
Questions bou't Stylez and Sheik
She called me and said
She was in town fo a week
The Westside Manhattan
The Suite and tha Marquise
How I felt about gettin' up
Fo old times sake
I'ma bring Stylez and Sheik
Wit me datta be great
Jus have two friendz
We gon bring da truck
And tha new Benz
Desert in da stashin' da
Sony cam zoom lens
All have ourselves one big
Hell of a weekend
Eat at Puff
Joint an catch a show at tha beacon
Twist a dutch blaze from Y O to the Hudson
Pass tha tall one 2 5 we still puffin'
We got that heat on a cold night
N da winter
Stylez you remember Sheik you remember
Oh yeah I remember them who's that night
We wuz at the beacon right
Chris Tucker performing
All of us wuz in der outside
It wuz stormin'
Cats and Dogs
Aiyyo dese hoes wuz tough
Besides tha air condition
On high we wuz icy enough
From my neck to da belt buckle
To our shoes shall I go on
Wit 5 of us up front
He needed shades to perform
Mose from tha flo up we inside toe up
I drink dey smoke no coke
Besides tha sh*t
He said on stage tha cash
We had on us wuz no joke
I slid fo seats down she sittin' der smilin'
Lookin' like she from an Island
Not them chicks dat be out wilin
Told me dat her name wuz Cindy
Favorite show Mark and Mindy
Favorite color green no kids
But plan to have plenty
We chit then chat 'bout this and that
From what kind of whip she push
To what bar she be at
She played hard to get
But we made it from tha movie to tha jacuzzi
From tha jacuzzi to the bed
We f**ked until we both got woozy
Woke up breath stinkin'
Yawnin and sh*t
I smelt breakfast in tha kitchen
But where wuz da b**ch
I walked in der it wuz cheese eggs
And grits on da table
Wit beef sausages
And orange juice next to da cable
Wit a note sayin' sorry
I had to rob you baby but
I need cash like you
I ain't your ordinary slut
Or dick teaser please
I need food in my freezer
And by the time you read dis note
I done been spent yo Visa
I remember Beatrice
But n**gas like me call her B
'Cause she like to f**k doggy
Style plus hold da D
But now I got to handle
Dis 'cause dey skandalous
Cindy robbed shiek
And moved to Los Angeles
Like I won't killa frienz
Went to bounce stole a Benz
Note in tha garage
Tu yall ontaraj
Yall 3 rugged n**gas
But yall gotta get robbed
Don't take it personal
We didn't finish the job
Manaje Twa
We kill n**gas wit dey dick hard
They got me lookin't da letta stuff
Why da f**k dey left da truck
3 b**ches in my house
Probly try to wet me up
Crept to tha kitchen
Seen Ronnie by the cabanet
Tried tha gun holster with
Tha forty fo maganet
Shot her in da heart
Den caught tha earchess fabanet
Den I seen Cindy
Tha b**ch tried to end me
Running out da living room
Bustin' off Kissimee
The b**ch couldn't aim
So I blew her out da frame
Turned around to Beatrice
Why you look speachless
We could have lived it up
And jus f**ked on tha beaches
And now you gotta die
And da stupid b**ch is reaching
B'o I cocked it back
I heard tires screeching
Saw Sheek and James
Started muthaf**king squeezin'