Taking My Ball - Eminem

[00:00.00] 作词 : LAWRENCE JR., TREVOR\/UNKNOWN, WRITERS
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Parker, Dawaun \/ Young, Andre Romell
[00:02.97]Yo... Dre Man.. Make my vocals sound sexy
[00:14.93]Come on man, come on man, okaaaay
[00:20.70]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.29]But it's all right, it's ok with me
[00:25.82]I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:28.46]I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.05]But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.20]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:35.54]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:37.63]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[00:41.62]I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:44.81]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:47.44]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
[00:50.03]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now let's cuddle
[00:52.62]Blood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'll
[00:55.27]I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-ful
[00:57.85]I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
[01:00.59]Shove a ******* tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:03.18]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.61]Of the Valentine's Day Massacre
[01:08.51]Slash assassin, I slash her in the ass with a
[01:11.15]Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I
[01:13.69]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.28]In my Spider-Man mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
[01:20.81]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the ***** run a triathlon
[01:24.39]Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some
[01:27.08]Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
[01:29.76]Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[01:32.47]God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
[01:34.66]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.16]But it's all right, it's ok with me
[01:39.89]I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.48]I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:44.82]But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.01]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:49.50]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:51.64]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[01:55.42]I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
[01:58.22]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:01.00]Make the **** disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:03.44]Believe me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
[02:06.08]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
[02:08.37]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
[02:11.22]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so ******* far up in your uvula
[02:14.40]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
[02:17.14]Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
[02:20.17]Now who do ya think is more fruitier
[02:22.26]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya
[02:24.89]Eye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it mother
[02:27.88]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
[02:30.47]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.11]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
[02:36.10]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
[02:37.80]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.51]But it's all right, it's ok with me
[02:43.00]I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:45.64]I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.13]But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.27]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:52.75]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:54.99]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[02:58.78]Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
[03:01.12]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!
[03:04.26]And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
[03:07.00]Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon
[03:09.83]Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
[03:12.27]You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
[03:14.77]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:17.71]You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
[03:20.19]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:22.59]And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
[03:25.23]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for?
[03:27.47]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.85]'Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
[03:33.04]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:35.79]No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
[03:38.33]You like graffiti, dike? Well I can pee pee and write your name
[03:41.02]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:43.51]But it's all right, it's ok with me
[03:46.05]I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:48.64]I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:51.29]But if you just give me a chance
[03:53.33]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:55.72]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:57.81]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[04:01.94]Fine nobody wants to play with me
[04:04.78]**** you then *****!
[04:07.12]You guys are always mean to me anyways
[04:10.01]All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
[04:13.94]You guys are gonna make me... make me sad, I'm sad
[04:18.77]I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
[04:24.20]I'm going' tell my mom... mom