Schmack! - Steriogram

Artist：steriogram
Songs Title：schmack!
It's the same old guys
in the same old house
lying around doing nothing
on the same old couch
oh no not another day doin' nothin'
the only thing we get is the TV lovin'
then it happened our boy had an idea
put this ad in the paper
and see what would appear
boredim's the matter with me
i wanna fight it
you wash the dishes baby
ill do the drivin'
if you're pretty come on x2
if you are pretty
happened boy
then it happened boy
then it happened boy
the ad was pretty simple
and this is how it read-FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED
beautifully fully furnished water front views.
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED
deluxe apartment would you like to move?
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED
ring the number provided and come on over
if you're pretty come on x2
if you are pretty
well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed
so many girls numbers they had too much on their hands.
when they turned up they knew how they would survive
beautifuk women turning up-four or fiuve at a time
when they left they gave their name and number and said