No One’s More Important Than The Earthworm - Stackridge

The Last Plimsoll - Stackridge Old hat fat cat you'll believe that your condition Brings me down You don't consider how I plead You still perform your dirty dee

The Galloping Gaucho comes to town riding like a demon vaquero He bought his horse for half-a-crown and called it 'Scar faced Jock' Battered geetar on his back

Finding time to write a line to someone that I knew I remember slipping sideways falling in to view Oh how can it be that words can't make you see The hat stand

Mugs and buttercups the dancing crinoline Inside a picture book of a sky The frantic butterflies their colours hypnotise The crusty baker making his pies Thieve

A perfect education estimating the calculus Was all a beastly trauma to me A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots Had turned me on to C FG Well I

The Road to Venezuela took me forty thousand miles I've seen so many people wearing multi-colour smiles Perhaps I was mistaken I should have gone a different wa

How can you stay content Around you the world laments Resources are nearly spent Demanding sensation neglecting the strain Imagination concealing the pain How w

There's a Hedgehog on my fence He treats me with indifference And I in turn ignore him Even though he's close to me I was told when I was small That China wasn'