Let’s Talk About You - Marti Webb

Funny always thought of you as my girlfriend
I just can't believe you could come in
Here and say all those things
Let me finish you must let me finish
Thank you thanks for bringing me up to date dear
Didn't know you knew all the ins and outs of my private life
Let me finish you must let me finish
Let's talk about you
A minute or two
What tart is your husband keeping
Where's he sleeping
Can't you say
Let's talk about men
You're at it again
I've heard that you need a bedful
For those dreadful
Games you play
How dare you come in here
Wagging your wicked tongue
Your cheeks are red my dear
You look like you've been stung
I know my life's a mess
But I think you're the worst thing in it
Wait a minute
Let's talk about you
Because you never do
You just couldn't wait to blurt out
All that dirt out in my face
Let's talk about pills
And illegal thrills
I hear that the habit's gripped you
And you've tripped to every place
Does it make you feel good
Knowing that I feel bad
Yes knowing you it would
You must be very sad
You can't know how I feel
But my friend you're about to learn how
It's my turn now
Let's talk about booze
And how much you use
What time do your kids start drinking
Am I sinking low as you
Yes he knows lots of girls he likes his fun
I am glad he's got lots and not just one
How's that fat little man was it one more affair
Where are you going
Why are you running away from me
Are you absolutely sure you don't want to stay for tea