Comedy - Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.439] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.879] The world is changing
[00:05.904] The planet's heating up
[00:08.451] What the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:14.576] Rearranging
[00:17.531] It's like everything happened all at once
[00:20.371] Um, what the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:26.697] The people rising in the streets
[00:29.960] The war, the drought
[00:33.627] The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about
[00:40.045] Is comedy over?
[00:42.094] Should I leave you alone?
[00:44.596] 'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
[00:48.974] Should I be joking at a time like this?
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[00:52.640] I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
[00:58.231] And I fear that comedy won't help
[01:01.787] And the fear is not unfounded
[01:04.456] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:07.870] Should I give away my money? No!
[01:17.334] What do I do?
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[01:24.333] Healing the world with comedy
[01:29.319] The indescribable power of your comedy
[01:36.873] The world needs direction
[01:40.300] From a white guy like me (Bingo)
[01:43.107] Who is healing the world with comedy
[01:54.183] That's it!
[01:54.665] The world is so ****ed up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff... And there's only one thing that I can do about it. While— While being paid and being the center of attention
[02:14.806] Healing the world with comedy
[02:18.912] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[02:24.437] A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat
[02:29.708] That's healing the world with comedy
[02:35.180] I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:37.537] I self-reflected, and I want to be an agent of change
[02:40.011] So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:45.388] American white guys
[02:48.190] We've had the floor for at least four-hundred years
[02:51.404] So maybe I should just shut the **** up
[03:00.893] I'm bored
[03:02.057] I don't wanna do that
[03:05.087] There's got to be another way (Yes)
[03:08.135] For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never)
[03:12.603] The wait is over
[03:14.809] I'm white, and I'm here to save the day
[03:17.306] Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock)
[03:24.143] Healing the world with comedy
[03:27.969] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[03:33.137] And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free
[03:38.589] I am healing the world with comedy
[03:45.862] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[03:48.777] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:51.793] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[03:54.139] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:57.292] Oh, shit
[03:59.317] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:02.549] If you start to smell burning toast
[04:05.649] You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast
[04:08.510] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[04:11.332] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:14.151] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[04:16.736] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:19.485] Oh, shit
[04:22.131] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:25.698] Somebody help me out 'cause I don't know
[04:30.244] And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
[04:36.002] And I fear that comedy won't help, but the fear is not unfounded
[04:41.129] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:44.278] Should I give away my money? No!
[04:50.426] I know what I gotta do
[04:54.217] Healing the world with comedy
[04:58.418] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[05:04.156] I swore I'd never be back, but now, I'm back on my feet
[05:09.775] And I'm healing the world with comedy