Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
Lead guitar vocals
Adrian Belew
Rhythm guitar vocals
Tommy Mars
Keyboards vocals
Peter Wolf
Keyboards
Patrick O'Hearn
Bass vocals
Terry Bozzio
Drums vocals
Ed Mann
Percussion vocals
Napoleon Murphy Brock
Background vocals
Andre Lewis
Background vocals
Randy Thornton
Background vocals
Davey Moire
Background vocals
Hey Do you know what you are
You're an asshole An ASSHOLE
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too
Whatcha gonna do 'cause you're an asshole
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt the ugliest sonofab***h I ever saw in my life
Was his name
One Two Three Four
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather：LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel starring in the latest Shepperton Production：
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump A Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread boffer
And acted like it was c*****e
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko Ko
Then on Tuesday night Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match
With Kona
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three hundred seventy nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday teen town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole you're an asshole
Yes yes
You're an asshole you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are：you're an asshole
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it ram it ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it ram it ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist f**k
Ram it ram it ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist watch Crisco
Ram it ram it ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud
Don't fool yerself girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Etc
Repeats
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