Sirens Of The Sea - Bruno Coulais

Sirens Of The Sea - Bruno Coulais (鲁诺·库莱斯)
I'm known as the siren of all seven seas
The breaker of hearts by the bay
So if you go swimming with bow-legged women
I might steal your weak heart away
A big-bottomed seawitch may bob through the waves
And hope to lead sailors astray
But a true ocean goddess
Must fill out her bodice
To present an alluring display
O Beware of old oysters too large in the chest
Let's banish them from the buffet
I'm far more nutritious
You smell like the fishes
Did I hear a banshee
You're sea green with envy
This mermaid enchantress
No I'm Birth of Venus
Will send sailors swimming all day