Fast Lane - El Debarge

First verse uh
I'm on 'til I'm on a island
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt I'll kill you all wit' kindness
I kill ya my natural persona's much worse
You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch 'I'm out of his uniform
Leave him wit' his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight
My blood type's the '80s
My '90s was like the Navy you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin' Ice Ice Baby screamin' Shady 'til I die
Like a half a pair of dice life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
And you only live it once so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice nice lady
Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll
D**n
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick
My penis in your anus
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin' try them trailer parks
Crazy I am back and I am razor sharp baby
And that's back wit' a capital B wit' an exclamation mark maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I'm'onna rip this mystical slick s**t
You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this s**t
'Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I'ma kick the ballistics So get this d**k I'ma live this
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
At war wit' a bottle this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says I'll let you take me
You let me take this shovel dig up the corspes Jack Kevorkian
Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement too many now to send my serenity powers
Spin 'em around enterin' in the vicinity
Now was called Eminem but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up
Pt
And spitted him out
Girl giddy up now get get down
He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a s**t fit now
Here little t t trailer trash take a look who's back in t t town
Did I s st stutter motherf**ker f**k them all he's just
A whole motherf**kin' Walmart d d down every time a r r round
And he came to the club tonight wit' 5'9'' to hold this b***h down
Like a motherf**kin' chick underwater he tryna d dr drown
Shawty when you dance you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin' them d**ks like lips I'm agitated aggravated
To the point you don't suck my d**k then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words you don't f**kin' give me head then I'm have to take it
And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say The whole rap game passed away on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson' activator
Woo
Meanin' I'm on fire off the top might wanna back up the data
Runnin' over hip hop in a verbal tractor trailer
Homie this sick you can normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader
Homie they spent
Now make that a*s drop like a sack of potatoes
What girl I'm the crack a lator
Brung ya lay to this party be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin' wit' a player you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal