IANAHB - Lil Wayne

I'm in the crib butt naked b**ch
我在床上完全赤裸
She said my dick could be
她说我可以成为
The next black president
下一个黑人总统
Americans hate the I'm American
美国人憎恨着我是美国人
Medicine I treat it like peppermints
药丸对我来说就像薄荷糖
Uh I'm in the ocean getting shark p**sy
我在鲨鱼的海洋里
Shoot you in ya f**kin' mouth
打爆你的嘴巴
And make you talk to me
让你对我说话
Sometimes I need someone to talk to
有时我需要一个可以说话的人
Cause I Am Not A Human Being
因为我不是人类
Part Two

Getting paid show money for walkthroughs
为了例行检查给我塞钱
Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick
所有的坏女人跟我亲热
Car pools
合伙用车
My bars passed the bar exam
我通过了律师考试
No law school
没上过法律学校
Cash Money Army veteran with my war wounds
给军队塞现金，老兵带着战争伤口
Uh whatcha man doing
你在做什么
I pop his muthaf**kin' top like a canned good
我像开罐头一样爆他的头
And all my niggas that I roll with are hella armed
跟我混在一起的黑人都武装着
And last night I took a transformer
昨晚我得到了一个汽车人
And had a dream
做了一个梦
That my dick turned to Megatron
我变成了威震天
But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons
但是我的女人在跟霸天虎亲热
Money talks man
金钱说了算
And mine talk lecture long
我的谈话像学术论文一样长
P-U-S-S-Y my second home
女人，我的第二个家
I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe
我跟坏女人亲热
She say "Tunechi you the sh*t
她说Tunechi你这个混蛋
You need your a** wiped"
你要完成你的事
I say "Before you gas me up
我说你先给我加满油
Check the gas price"
看看现在的油价
Then I make her take this dick like advice
然后她听我的话
She see-saw it she suck it and enjoy it
她疯狂地跟我亲热，享受着
I stick it in her a** like some f**king steroids
我们一起疯狂，不分昼夜
Jose Canseco make no mistake
Jose Canseco,别搞错
Like a white boy wearing black paint
就像被涂成黑色的白人
You're a fake a** ni**a
你是一个伪黑人
Break pads ni**a wait
打碎你的眼镜
You ain't in my weight class ni**a
你还没到我那个份量
Lookin' for the muthaf**kin' man in the mirror
在镜子里寻找着自己
Runnin' this sh*t like a faucet Farrah
这些混乱发生得太快
Barra cuda who the f**k you are
Barracuda,你是谁
I can make ya b**ch root for me
我可以让坏女人为我服务
Like I grew her
就像我养育了她
Bodies in the sewer tampons in manure
把她的身体交给我
90 billions b**ches on my dick like a skewer
数百亿的女人排队等着跟我亲热
That's swag I'm a True Blood
那就是赃物，我是铁血汉子
B**ch no fangs
坏女人不要弄疼我
Been went pro now I'm going propane
我一直都很专业
Tell the b**ch get off me b**ch get off me
让坏女人滚开
I got her over here blowing me like coffee
我让她为我冲咖啡
Decaffeinated hand me that paper like I graduated
要除去咖啡因的，把那个证书给我就像我已经毕业了
And I get head while it's decapitated
斩首的时候我保住了我的头
Think it's a game ni**a come play
这是一个游戏，黑人来一起玩乐
I'm with my killer bees f**k bug spray
我和我的杀人蜜蜂一起来，去他的喷雾杀虫剂
Yeah Young Money so gangsta
黑帮赚着钱
I personally know strangers
我个人认为不错
It's so strange but this girl named Dana
很奇怪这个女孩叫做Dana
Like to go anal
喜欢暴力地亲热
Shoot 'em in his head what's that
爆他们的头，那是什么
A no brainer
一个没有头的人
Plain ol' ni**a but a break from the norm
已经打破了规范
I wear my heart on my sleeve
我总是会直接表露我的心声
So don't be breakin' my arm
所以不要折断我的胳膊
I rather ring ya f**kin' neck
不然我会拧断你的脖子
Before I ring the alarm
在我拉响警报之前
I dream to meet a serial killer
我梦想见到一个连环杀手
That'll bring me alone
会单独见我
Wit 'em I gotta hit 'em
带着他们重逢上阵
Like redbones with long hair
就像长毛的美洲赤狗
F**k with me ya a** is grass
跟我亲热，别停
Get a lawn chair
躺在躺椅上
I was f**king before my dick started growin' hair
我从小就开始跟女人亲热
B**ches sweatin' me like John Mayer
坏女人们喜欢我就像John Mayer
Or warm air
温暖的空气
Man nuts and bananas
坚果和香蕉
You know how the tables turn
你知道桌子上有什么
Where are your table manners
你的餐桌礼仪哪去了
If you fake put a egg in ya shoe and scramble
如果你伪装，给你的鞋子里放一个鸡蛋让你走路
No rubber I just f**ked this piano
我刚刚毁了一台钢琴
Ni**a
黑人
Low do you
没有底线
Ture it up
一起来
Hello Weal
你好Weal
As I always say
就像我一直说的
I Am Not A Human Being too
我不是人类