Foil - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36]So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82]And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18]Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95]I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57]I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89]With aluminum foil
[00:48.74]Never settle for less
[00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61]Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16]And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:35.15]And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
[01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24]Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96]Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63]From aluminum foil
[02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51]Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69]But someday I'll prove
[02:19.32]There's a big conspiracy