White Crime - Lil Dicky

Lot of rappers talking that s**t not enough doing that s**t
Y'know I'm sayin' yeah
People acting like I ain't a f**king criminal
Like I ain't never doing dirt though
Probably cause the way I'm doing s**t is clinical
But I've been putting in some work breh
I see you looking at me cynical stop looking at me
I ain't f**king with your smirk ho
We've been doing s**t despicable
But we just keep it on a low for example
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
Twix bag of chips plus a snapple
Stealing all the shampoos from the hotel's pretty bathrooms
Cheating I've been peekin' in the classroom
Looking like a nice guy 'til I take your motherf**king wi fi
And torrent every single song in my library
Then I drive by very f**king high by everybody
While my lady licking my five inch d**k
White crime
White crime
Yeah we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd no we spout facts
You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout breh
Doing business at the airport
Ask security I ain't fraught
Lot of s**t up in my jansport
Six ounce of the face wash
The limit three
My duffle bigger than what can board
My shuffle on during take off
Will I help in an emergency yeah sure
Exit row fingers straight crossed
Thinking dave's soft
But I know you see me j walking
Piss in public no caution
Halloween bucket take one f**k you thinkin' dave was
Give me all your motherf**king chocolate ho
At the stop sign never fully stopping though
Filling water cups up with a lot of coke
Egging homes motherf**ker a lot of yolk
Not alone up in this motherf**ker a lot of folks been doing
White crime
White crime
Yeah we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd no we spout facts
You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout breh
Even though the speeding limit sixty five
I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on
And I've been texting driving reckless
I was seventeen when I first tried a guiness on the tennis team
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
Lil d**ky put a hoop up in the street
Without obtaining permission
From the city and every christmas day
I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
But go to additional pictures sorry but your boy is malicious
And back when I was eighteen statutory raping
This little ho even though we was dating
And if I am taking public transportation
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
F**k it I'm the man
Puitting trash up in some other people's cans though
At the work fridge stealing can coke
And up at the holiday party I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor
D**k been rubbing against their assholes say it's not
White crime
White crime
Yeah we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd no we spout facts
You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout breh