The Lazy Song - 封茗囧菌

The Lazy Song - 封茗囧菌

Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把脚翘高高呆望电风扇
Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants
开着电视手插裤子里
Nobody's gon tell me I can't
谁都没权利管我
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
我穿着懒人毯 窝在沙发上
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
打开MTV看看他们怎么教我跳街舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因为在我地盘我说了算
Yes I said it
我说了算
I said it
我说了算
I said it 'cause I can
因为我说的算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
明天起床练成肌肉男
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
找个小妞 缠绵一番
And she's gonna scream out this is great
她会说“太棒了”
Oh my god this is great
太棒了
I might mess around and get my college degree
我打赌老爸一定以我为荣
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
我打赌老爸一定以我为荣
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但是抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
Yes I said it
我说了算
I said it
我说了算
I said it 'cause I can
因为我说的算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的乱发
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
反正我也不去哪里
No no no no no no no no no no

I'll just strut I wanna do
我想要光着身子
And let everything hang loose
所有事都放松吧
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做