(800) HUMAN - Darwin Deez

(800) HUMAN - Darwin Deez
Are you sick of not existing
Does your halo just not flatter your face
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What it's like to be
But wait there's more
The sky is not the limit
The body you have always wanted
Let us put you in it
Bad karma No karma You too can get a life
And it's all for the low low price of
What it's like to be human
What it's like to be alive
What it's like to be human
What it's like to be human
No returns and no exchanges
And of course at first
You won't know what your f*cking name is
Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
Putrefaction guaranteed
Just call the number on your screen (800)
What it's like to be human
What it's like to be alive
What it's like to be human
What it's like to be human
On earth as it is in heaven
Condemned to be free
And yes even angels fall for legalese
So lead us not into late night TV
But deliver us no CODs
What it's like to be human
What it's like to be alive
What it's like to be human
Cause all anybody knows
Is how the jingle goes
Cause all anyone knows
Is how the jingle goes
Cause all anyone knows
Is how the jingle goes