April Fools(He Had the Change Done at the Shop) - The Frogs

He had the change done at the shop earlobes for cocks
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He had his balls thrown over the top
Like a mop of hair
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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face
April
April doom
Because then where would the poop come out of
His mouth
Well
He decided he wanted a vagina down south
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Where his belly button once stood
Now stood a cock
With a mouth at the end that ate the food
Oh
Well
What a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
And
Of course
Beneath his chin the penis
And on his knees the sacks
He had two put there
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And Jester Wally Jew Boy
Navel eyed Jack
Wiglet Bill
You've had your fill of transplants
Please
You wish you could change back at will
But
Tits coming off the back side 69to be exact
I thought it was pretty many
But you be the judge
April d**k
Well
He became a woman
Then a man
Then a dog
Then a sheep
Then a man
Then a god
He had all put on his body give me 75tits
Give me 1400balls
Give me cocks coming out of every living pore
Oh
Vaginas everywhere
A walking s*x machine
Oh
Wonderful at the bathing parties
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But this was no April Fools
This was for real
This was godd**n scary when he walked through the village
When he took his place next to the other boys in line
To serve his patriotic duty
Well
It's kinda rude the way people stare
He said
I'd like all
All
The things I had put on me
Covered up with billions of pieces of hair