Crunchy - ZZ Top

[ti:Insect-Eating Man]
[ar:Yeti]
[al:Yume!]
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Yeti - Insect-Eating Man
LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
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[00:01.48]While other folks dine at the Ritz
[00:04.41]I've found a place that's quite the pits
[00:07.24]And really satisfies my dining needs
[00:10.49]Infested with crickets and gnats
[00:12.22]Jiggers, flukes and scallywags
[00:14.38]Cockroaches, midges and millipedes
[00:19.00]I'll tell you gladly, it's no secret
[00:22.34]I see a creepy crawly, I eat it
[00:27.03]
[00:39.07]My soup's got a fly in
[00:43.04]And there's woodlouse in my wine
[00:46.68]My bread has fleas on
[00:50.27]But I can see no reason
[00:53.56]To be shy
[00:55.49]I'll try
[00:56.90]To eat them if I can
[01:00.27]Now for I'm an insect-eating man
[01:05.79]
[01:07.62]Bedbugs in the butter
[01:10.31]And butterflies on the cutlery
[01:14.37]My salad's tasty
[01:17.67]Because it contains ladybird
[01:21.95]Absurd, you say
[01:24.44]But I don't see it that way
[01:27.77]Because I'm an insect-eating man
[01:33.12]
[01:34.69]Not hard-boiled eggs, oh, but daddy long legs
[01:41.96]Instead of Brie, a bumble bee
[01:46.41]Buzz buzz buzz
[01:48.30]Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes
[01:55.50]No broth, just moth
[01:59.83]
[02:01.73]Ants all over my lamb shanks
[02:04.84]And ticks on my asparagus tips
[02:07.92]A smattering of weevil
[02:11.19]Well, I know you think I'm evil
[02:14.62]But believe, I'm not
[02:17.37]They were hiding in the pepper pot
[02:20.20]They all larvae (love an) insect eating man
[02:25.71]
[02:27.31]Not hard boiled eggs, no, but daddy long legs
[02:34.26]Instead of Brie, a bumble bee
[02:40.15]Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes
[02:48.50]No broth, just moth
[02:51.81]One last time
[02:52.74]
[02:53.62]Aside from honey, what do honeybees make?
[02:56.88]A crunchy base for an insect cheesecake
[03:00.01]Topped with beetles in their jelly
[03:03.08]Which I prefer to black cherry
[03:06.00]Very quaint, for sure
[03:08.84]But now I'll eat some more
[03:13.99]Just like an insectivore
[03:17.68]Because I'm an insect-eating man
[03:23.49]Oh yes I am
[03:25.28]All together now
[03:26.61]I'm an insect-eating man
[03:30.40]Antenna fan
[03:31.58]I'm an insect-eating man
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