Miss Michigan - Mustard Plug

Miss Michigan - Mustard Plug
I went out with a girl just a little while
And I loved her so though she cramped my style
'Cause every time I'd reach she'd turn away
And every time I'd call she'd turn and say
I'm sorry dave I got no time
I've got my life my life is mine
So after a year or maybe more
I finally got a clue and I found the door
Well I've done it before and I'll do it again
I've seen the path and I've seen the end
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan
A single man is what I am
And I'll play the field do what I can
I meet a girl she seems alright
So I say hello and I spend the night
Next thing I know she's at my door
And she's calling my house about ever hour
I know it's my fault 'cause I set my own
Trap
But all I want now is my solitude back
Well I've done it before and I'll do it again
I've seen the path and I've seen the end
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan
Oh baby I know you're the one for me
When other girls treat me bad you're always by my
Side
Sugar no one could ever take your place
'Cause you got everything I need
Ah yeah honey you're the one for me hands down
So I meet a girl I know is right
She's got it all she's just my type
So I take it slow and I show I'm real
And I treat her right show how I feel
Next thing you know I'm so in love
And it's only her that I'm thinking of
But I was such a fool I can see today
Should have known from the start that the girl was
Gay
Well I've done it before and I'll do it again
I've seen the path and I've seen the end
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan