Fat Girl(Edit) - Eazy-E

Fat Girl (Edit) - Eazy-E
Fat girl
You're a fat girl
Fat fat fat fat fat fat girl
Fat fat fat fat fat fat girl
It's funky fresh Easy E new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chilling on the ave drinking some booze
Saw a fatty coming my way so what was I to do
I busted a U went tha other way again
But forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around here she came stride for stride
Funky fat like that bout two thirty five
Stampede was rushing I double looked
And she had more chins than a Chinese phone book
Five four three ugly as can be she said
Hello Easy E Do you remember me I said no
Huhu yes you do sugar
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancing give ya all this body
When she said that she loved me I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock got a fat girl on my jock
She gave me tha grin I showed tha frown
And with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight attempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear said love me hug me
I was hell victim of a scandal
Coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip started to run
Back to tha crib grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbing thighs rubbing in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on coming because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung tha fat girl fell
Lying on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story it's quite ill
And all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock
Got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl fat girl on my jock got a fat girl on my jock