Old Yellowcake Breaking News - Rasputina

Murky flash floods hit Yellowcake
Pitcairn's underground labyrinth
Just last yesterday as greyish water from broken pipes
Created chest-deep floods in Pitcairn's underground labyrinth ex-city of Old Yellowcake
No repairs to the system could be made
As no one could remember how the ancient tunnels had been built
The shopkeepers who were trying to navigate the maze of streets
Which had quickly filled with chest-high sludge quickly gave up
Goats paddled pathetically down murky canals that yesterday were crowded market streets
The water continues to rise