Snoopafella - Snoop Dogg

Snoopafella - Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗)
Once upon a time in the l b c
On the eastside off of 2-1 street
There lived a young man cinderfellas his name
To make it interesting its me peep game
I lived in a house with my cruel step-dad
And two step-brothers who treated me bad
I cooked I cleaned I scrubbed the floors
And I was like an errand boy runnin to the stores
My brothers they used to boast and brag:
Weve got fubu and youve got rags
And even worse than that to make me feel low
They gave me a skateboard while they had low-lows
Girls used to say snoop you're so cute
But you gets no rap with that to up khaki suit
Welllll one day up the avenue
There was a man surrounded by the dogg pound crew
He said ah hear ye hear ye come one come all
The princess is having a royal ball
If you can rap also dress fresh
You might win a date with the sweet princess
Well i um ran home when I heard the newsflash
I bust through the door straight to my step-dad
I said step-dad may i
And before I could finish
Hell no he replied (cinderfella )
My brothers were goin they were gettin down
Even pops was goin for a piece of the crown (cinderfella )
They flaunted they haunted they knew what I wanted
We can and you can't
Is what they taunted (nana-nana-nah-nah)
They all stood there laughin in my face
And as they walked out they said clean up this place
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
Well I shrugged I hissed they all tried to diss
And Id get them back if I had one wish
Before I could make my thought a phrase
There appeared a man from a puff of haze
He said what's up dogg my name is herb
I'm your fairy doggfather you know it word
Now I've came here with the main purpose
Of granting you your fondest wish
I said herb my man just make me fresh
And I'm sure that I can handle all the rest
With a snap of his fingers sparks began to shoot
And I was jumpin in my body: a slick silk suit
On my feet was some white tube socks
And a fresh pair of chucks from the foot-lock
I showed him my sack and don't you know
With a snap the sack became some doe-doe
Once again his hands began to flow
Then he changed my skateboard into a six-fo (damn )
He checked me over passed me the keys
And said one more thing before you leave
You must return before the stroke of twelve
Or youll turn back into your old self
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
I jumped in the low-low and went on my way
I got to the party bout ten Id say
It was after eleven when I rocked the mic
And by the time I left the stage
The people were hyped (well alright )
The princess was starin while holdin a drank
Reflected from her eyes was gold tank
She waved her hands like hello hi
Then gave another gesture like come here guy
I left the stage girls came in flocks
The b**ch was swingin from the hard knocks
I heard a sound not a tick nor tock
Gong first bell before twelve oclock
No time to waste I broke out in haste
The princess followed in a futile chase
A quick steady pace is what I kept
Lost one of my chucks on one of those steps
For the six-fo I continued my stride
About this time I heard gong five
I was down the block when I heard gong eight
And the princess screamed out wait wait wait wait
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
I was almost home when my luck ran out
And there went my suit my doe sack and clout
My fresh low-low also went too
And there was no denyin that my night was through
The one all-star the freshest thing I sported
Jumped on my board for home I skateboarded
Made it to my pad no time at all
Went to my room or better yet the far wall
Hid the shoe away still feelin pleased
Then jumped in my cot to catch some zs
Early the next mornin when I awoke
I threw on me old slippers with me old housecoat
Slid into the front my family stared at me
Sayin wasnt that you nah it couldn't be
They kept askin me if I did my chores
My butt was saved by a knock at the door
Who is it thats what my brothers barked
The princess this sweet voice remarked
She said she was lookin for a certain man
Who could bring her the shoe like the one in her hand
The family ran around with their heads in the air
Bringin her shoes from everywhere
She just shook her head a nod of relief
And said no thats not the one that I'm lookin for chief
I ran in the room and got my shoe
And said is this the one you're referring to
Well she said yes and you're so cute
But wheres your doe-doe and slick silk suit
I put on the shoe then there came a flash of light
And I was wearin sh*t from just last night
Looked out the window saw the six-fo
Yelled to my family I've got to go
We drove up the avenue the princess and i
And in back of me I heard my family cry
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love
(cinderfella doggy dogg )
And I'm the rapper doggy dogg you love